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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:27 AM

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:48 AM

Need sleep.

Got woken up at 3am for secks this morn.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:49 AM

Coles 1/4 chicken breast for lunch... :(


Need sleep.

Got woken up at 3am for secks this morn.

Your hand woke you up?


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:49 AM

Get thigh you weirdo.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:50 AM

Get thigh you weirdo.

Nope... I'm a breast man... :)


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:52 AM

Got woken up at 3am for secks this morn.


I got woken at 3am by my bitch too.

Keira wanted to go out for a wee.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:54 AM

Haha she took her out then came back in for the D

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:56 AM

Was she disappointed it was only a little d ?

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:00 PM

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:18 PM

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:25 PM

Hahahaha wtf


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:25 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:27 PM

So that was a lovely drive into the city. Car has been playing silly buggers the last few days by shutting down or starting in limp mode. I am hoping it is just the fact that it needs coolant, otherwise that

non working alarm will be removed quick smart.

 

Gonna wait for the car to cool down then flush the coolant and replace with some new shit.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:31 PM

I just had a win with the Aqua Pony...rang Benchiban and he told me how to troubleshoot my injectors...15 minutes later...no more smoke machine :)

 Can't wait to go for a boost...just have to throw the front reo/bar on, headlights etc and I'm away :D About forking time.


 

 

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:33 PM

Think I might cook up a couple of egg and bacon rolls.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:39 PM

I'm into this thick cut (Inch or more) kaisler flesche(*?) at the moment. Think super bacon tails, I've been slow charring them on the BBQ. forking NOM!


 

 

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:47 PM

Well Kaiser Fleisch would translate to Emperor Flesh (Emperor Meat)


 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:48 PM

That sounds super tasty.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:51 PM

Hahahahahaa cubt has a tail.. Love that his wife says she thinks he doesn't look good and she had to compromise and marry him.

 

http://www.news.com....d-1226822422859


 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:52 PM

Well Kaiser Fleisch would translate to Emperor Flesh (Emperor Meat)

 

That's the stuff.

 

I believe traditionally, it is basically just belly-tail fat...nearly no 'meat' at all (thin ribbons if at all) and it just melts in your mouth when cooked slowly and for quite some time.


 

 

 






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