I live in a hollowed out volcano on the top of Mount Doom and have many thousands of minions.
I also once starred in a Broadway production of a day in the life of John Howard's eyebrows.
bahahahahaha I just spat coffee everywhere.
West coast.
Vancouver.
You're like an hour's drive from Whistler.
Vancouver.
City is about the same size as Perth, not super busy too.
You also left out that its forking awesome!!!!!