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#361 skillionaire

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:07 AM

revolver?

 

6 cone pieces fashioned like a revolver that attaches to the stem and after each cone you twist for the next one. 


It's times like these, you have to ask yourself...

"Why not Bieber?"

 

Not really. It's comments like that that make me think "Why are we comparing apples to oranges?"

 

Bieber OD'ing would be a tragedy, because he didn't create himself, he is a construction of modern capitalism. Which I'm all for, but it said when the product is a person. 



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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:09 AM

I'm not comparing apples to anything, I just want the cubt dead.

He destroyed a perfectly good Lambo and makes my ears hurt.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:10 AM

hahaha that's forking cool Nik! Have not seen that.

 


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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:11 AM

I love a freshly shaved head

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:12 AM

I just want the cubt dead.


Hahahahahaa.

If the dude stops releasing albums and doing live tours and sticks to strippers and hookers I have no issue with him, let him fade away into the background never to be seen again.

 


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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:13 AM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:24 AM

Smashed down a fair few drinks Friday and sat night.

I feel fine! :)

 

I think I had a grand total of 1 beer over the weekend.

 

Motherfucker


Philip Seymour Hoffman died overnight.

 

Damn, he was a rather good actor.



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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:26 AM

One down, just one to go.

CHANNEL Seven has dumped Today Tonight in favour of one-hour news bulletins in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, to begin tonight.

 


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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:27 AM

One down, just one to go.

CHANNEL Seven has dumped Today Tonight in favour of one-hour news bulletins in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, to begin tonight.

 

I was just reading that, so good.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:27 AM


According to every news report on every channel and FB, this is the only thing that happened last night.

 

You need better friends.

 

The new season of Top Gear also started.



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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:28 AM

One down, just one to go.

CHANNEL Seven has dumped Today Tonight in favour of one-hour news bulletins in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, to begin tonight.

WOOOOOOO


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:30 AM

I'm not comparing apples to anything, I just want the cubt dead.

He destroyed a perfectly good Lambo and makes my ears hurt.

 

I'm not defending his actions, rather defending the path that led to them


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One down, just one to go.

CHANNEL Seven has dumped Today Tonight in favour of one-hour news bulletins in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, to begin tonight.

 

poor old Perthelaide. 



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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:30 AM

CHANNEL Seven has dumped Today Tonight in favour of one-hour news bulletins in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, to begin tonight.

 

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:31 AM

 

You need better friends.

 

 

Or just less of the ones I have.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:32 AM

Hahaha those cone pieces are awesome Nik!

 


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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:35 AM

They were quite the item back in the day. Then they started coming in from China or some shit and they were so suspect as to what metal they'd used!



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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:35 AM

Yeah I used to have a six shooter, they are crazy fun. 

 

The aim of the game is to nail all six in one breath.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:36 AM

yeah true
Jesus, ever manage it Shaz?

 


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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:36 AM

Not that I can remember. I think I done 3. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:47 AM

I feel like hot wings for dinner.

 






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