::: General Thread :: February Edition 2014 :::

Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM

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#321 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

I'm not working today.

Hope this was informative for any one feeling average.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:09 AM

My mates wedding last week was awesome..... because we didn't have to go to the ceremony, he said it would be long so he just had his family there for that bit and then everyone else for the drinks and food.

The way weddings should be.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:09 AM

I'm not a coffee drinker, but I feel I need one... hmmm... I'll have a strong black tea instead

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:15 AM

My mates wedding last week was awesome..... because we didn't have to go to the ceremony, he said it would be long so he just had his family there for that bit and then everyone else for the drinks and food.

The way weddings should be.

That is your mate saying "I don't trust you cubts around my Nan"

I'm not a coffee drinker, but I feel I need one... hmmm... I'll have a strong black tea instead

report back with your final decision of what hot beverage you have.

#325 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:16 AM

But wouldn't Nan still be at the reception?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#326 Zac

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:17 AM

Reporting back with my tea, Nik

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:17 AM

Inappropriateness at the reception is COMPLETELY different to inappropriateness at the ceremony.

Don't fake the funk, Ashtray.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:20 AM

Hahahaa. Either way, I didn't have to go to the boring part so I am happy

#329 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:20 AM

I'll fake whatever I want, women do it all the time.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#330 Zac

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:21 AM

I'll fake whatever I want, women do it all the time.

Proof of your woman parts?

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:22 AM

Morin cubts

Cricket last night was ok. I wouldnt go to another 20/20. One dayer & test matches for sure.

That is your mate saying "I don't trust you cubts around my Nan"

report back with your final decision of what hot beverage you have.

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#332 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:23 AM

Proof of your woman parts?

It was actually more of a statement that if faking is good...............

You know what, cbf explaining this.

I'm gonna go shave my head.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:26 AM

The point is women have to fake it with Ash because he has a knife to their throat tahlmbout "EARN YOUR MONEY, SLUT"

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:26 AM

Motherfucker

Philip Seymour Hoffman died overnight.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:28 AM

Apparently there is some bowl of certain magnitude on today.

Motherfucker

Philip Seymour Hoffman died overnight.

According to every news report on every channel and FB, this is the only thing that happened last night.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:28 AM

Drugs are bad.

Especially when you have three young children. RIP and all that, but you're not getting a lot of sympathy from me.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:28 AM

I seen that, but I had no idea who he was.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:29 AM

Outpouring of love for a junkie that OD'd?

MAY I BE JUDGED SOLELY ON THE BODY OF MY WORK, AND NOT THE INTEGRITY OF MY BODY

#339 simon

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:30 AM

Motherfucker

Philip Seymour Hoffman died overnight.

RIP he was in so so many movies.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:30 AM

According to every news report on every channel and FB, this is the only thing that happened last night.

Did you want more Superbowl news?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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