I'm not working today.
Hope this was informative for any one feeling average.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:07 AM
I'm not working today.
Hope this was informative for any one feeling average.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:09 AM
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:09 AM
I'm not a coffee drinker, but I feel I need one... hmmm... I'll have a strong black tea instead
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:15 AM
My mates wedding last week was awesome..... because we didn't have to go to the ceremony, he said it would be long so he just had his family there for that bit and then everyone else for the drinks and food.
The way weddings should be.
That is your mate saying "I don't trust you cubts around my Nan"
I'm not a coffee drinker, but I feel I need one... hmmm... I'll have a strong black tea instead
report back with your final decision of what hot beverage you have.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:16 AM
But wouldn't Nan still be at the reception?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:17 AM
Reporting back with my tea, Nik
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:17 AM
Inappropriateness at the reception is COMPLETELY different to inappropriateness at the ceremony.
Don't fake the funk, Ashtray.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:20 AM
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:20 AM
I'll fake whatever I want, women do it all the time.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:21 AM
I'll fake whatever I want, women do it all the time.
Proof of your woman parts?
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:22 AM
Morin cubts
Cricket last night was ok. I wouldnt go to another 20/20. One dayer & test matches for sure.
That is your mate saying "I don't trust you cubts around my Nan"
report back with your final decision of what hot beverage you have.
HAHAHA
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:23 AM
Proof of your woman parts?
It was actually more of a statement that if faking is good...............
You know what, cbf explaining this.
I'm gonna go shave my head.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:26 AM
The point is women have to fake it with Ash because he has a knife to their throat tahlmbout "EARN YOUR MONEY, SLUT"
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:26 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:28 AM
Apparently there is some bowl of certain magnitude on today.
Motherfucker
Philip Seymour Hoffman died overnight.
According to every news report on every channel and FB, this is the only thing that happened last night.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:28 AM
^
Drugs are bad.
Especially when you have three young children. RIP and all that, but you're not getting a lot of sympathy from me.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:28 AM
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:29 AM
Outpouring of love for a junkie that OD'd?
MAY I BE JUDGED SOLELY ON THE BODY OF MY WORK, AND NOT THE INTEGRITY OF MY BODY
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:30 AM
Motherfucker
Philip Seymour Hoffman died overnight.
RIP he was in so so many movies.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:30 AM
According to every news report on every channel and FB, this is the only thing that happened last night.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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