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#981 Brett

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:19 PM

I still like the first one that mentions you!
 
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You e totally been calling yourself Brett whilst being a cubt behind the bar havent you! Hahaha

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:19 PM

The customer is always right!

 

Not in my shop, mate. Not in my store.



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:20 PM

The customer is always right!

 

I'm going to set you on fire when I meet you in person.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:21 PM

You e totally been calling yourself Brett whilst being a cubt behind the bar havent you! Hahaha

 

Hahaha, that's like two years ago, I think they are talking about GC.


 

I'm going to set you on fire when I meet you in person.

 

Seconded. And make him find his own fuckin' car. 


Cooking dinner tomorrow night.

 

Should I go fancy? Or what?

 

I want to be impressive, but not overwhelming.

 

Ideas?



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:22 PM

Bangers and mash

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:22 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:22 PM

Haha just playing

It's kinda funny when the cust is actually right and you eat your words. Luckily that dosnt happen often

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:23 PM

Bangers and mash

 

You're just the worst kind of person today.



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:23 PM

Haha just playing

It's kinda funny when the cust is actually right and you eat your words. Luckily that dosnt happen often

 

I'm still setting you on fire.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:25 PM

Do eet

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:28 PM

 
You're just the worst kind of person today.

I was being genuine. Fancy bangers and fancy mash with a kick arse gravy( or call it something fancier than gravy) can be fricken awesome, but homely at the same time.

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:29 PM

I'm going to do it, only because the fact that you have children means you know how to get laid.



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:35 PM

Sometimes it's hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

This week can go get forked.



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:35 PM

Its not my cooking.

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:37 PM

That I know already.



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:41 PM

Night all... catch you tomorrow... :)


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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:43 PM

Who are you?



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:45 PM

Who are you?

I am this dude..

 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:51 PM

Dosn't look like you

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:53 PM

I wear a mask around the rest of you... LOL!

 

Anyway, night all... Peace :)


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