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#1081 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:54 AM

Best idea!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:54 AM

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:58 AM

I reckon he should attach spikes to the front of each boat and make them charge each other like a jousting match.. the boat that doesn't sink can then be rewarded with NZ residency.

 


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:59 AM

 

Redivert the boats to find that missing plane. Whoever finds it gets rewarded residency

 

 

I reckon he should attach spikes to the front of each boat and make them charge each other like a jousting match.. the boat that doesn't sink can then be rewarded with NZ residency.

 

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:00 AM

Huh wha? 

 

Last day already at this job Adam?


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:01 AM

Redivert the boats to find that missing plane. Whoever finds it gets rewarded residency


Wouldn't put that past 'kn-Abbott hahaha

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:04 AM

Huh wha? 

 

Last day already at this job Adam?

yes? been 2 weeks


And I have 30Hours AL.... New motor fund!


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:06 AM

Either way, the plan that is actioned right now was approved by Labor. So now they are claiming his 100 days of no boats was really their doing.... so, how many people thought Labor was supporting the action over the past few months....?

 

Confusing for headline readers only. Which Isn't me having a stab. Just making a point.

 

A bit like if you ask a Sandgroper walking down the street if Clive Palmer is running for senate in WA. 



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

So the solution was actually to turn them back? I don't want to get into a big thing, but I've just not heard of much action. I would have thought the turning back thing would have created outrage.


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

30 hours? That is freaking awesome man!

 

Many money!

 

Excited about your last day?


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:09 AM

So the solution was actually to turn them back? I don't want to get into a big thing, but I've just not heard of much action. I would have thought the turning back thing would have created outrage.

 

The 'solution' was offshore processing.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:10 AM

30 hours, is that all?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:19 AM

30 hours, is that all?

 

Yes, I like to take my holidays ;)

 

 

Plus I was made to take 3 weeks off over chrissy.


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:21 AM

Wait a second... yeah.. 30 hours? Hmmm... That is like 4 days isn't it? 

 

Damn dude... I had 22days of AL when I left my old job..


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:26 AM

Even after 3 weeks off I still have 35 days.

 

I'm also almost tempting to use up my 3 1/2 months of sick leave, claim it as stress.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:29 AM

Sick leave accumulates?

 

I think I only get 10 days per calender year... and it doesn't carry over...

 

You have tonnes of leave Ash... do you love work so much that you never want to take time off unless you have to?


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:29 AM

I've been here an year and half..... 


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:35 AM

Sick leave accumulates?

 

I think I only get 10 days per calender year... and it doesn't carry over...

 

You have tonnes of leave Ash... do you love work so much that you never want to take time off unless you have to?

 

No, I was just taught from a young age to work hard and not slack off to get any where in life. I think that has caught up with me, as I can no longer be bothered doing anything.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:42 AM

Haha... funny man Ash.. but it is true... most of the time it is hard work, long hours and doing your best at your job that pays in the end.. but sometimes, it is just plain luck and knowing the right people...

 

Anyway, you're taking time off for HVC, so that should be good :)


I've been here an year and half..... 

I was at my old job 1yr 9mths

 

But then again, you take time off to go to the snow and stuff don't you?

 

I took almost no time off... :(


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:43 AM

Sick leave accumulates?
 
I think I only get 10 days per calender year... and it doesn't carry over...
 
You have tonnes of leave Ash... do you love work so much that you never want to take time off unless you have to?


Sick leave now carries over (since like 2011 or 2012 I think it was) prior to that it was dependent on the work place, but you wont get paid out for it.

Haha I have 16 days of sick leave and 1 day of annual leave.

 





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