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#1101 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:43 AM

I don't see what was funny about what I said.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:44 AM

Now this is farking cool!!

http://www.liveleak....?f=4627a8984ac8

 


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:48 AM

Sick leave now carries over (since like 2011 or 2012 I think it was) prior to that it was dependent on the work place, but you wont get paid out for it.

Haha I have 16 days of sick leave and 1 day of annual leave.

Did not know that... but don't think I'll be allowed to take sick leave at this job unless I'm actually dying...

 

I don't see what was funny about what I said.

The part about you can't be bothered doing anything anymore...


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:49 AM

oh


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:57 AM

Zac, I have to be honest, your amazing overuse of the ellipsis means I barely read your posts any longer.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:02 AM

Now this is farking cool!!

http://www.liveleak....?f=4627a8984ac8

 

YES


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:03 AM

Zac, I have to be honest, your amazing overuse of the ellipsis means I barely read your posts any longer.

Apologies Nik, I should stop. I know it isn't professional.


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:04 AM

sometimes, it is just plain luck and knowing the right people...

 

 

 

Disagree.

 

 

No, I was just taught from a young age to work hard and not slack off to get any where in life.

 

Disagree.

 

 

 

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What's an ellipsis...


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:06 AM

Apologies Nik, I should stop. I know it isn't professional.

 

I actually wondered if you do it to make it sound like you're writing code or some such, so as to not appear to be 'slacking off' from your actual work. 

 

Haha, Adam. :D I hope you didn't Google that.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:06 AM

 

Disagree.

Adam, sometimes a person is just in the right place at the right time and they get a certain job they can do without having to work hard at it.

 

I know a few such people.


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:06 AM

I printed out my avatar and have it hanging in my office.

 

The original is $575.

 

Cannot justify.

 

Prints at A3 really crisp. I think that will do me. 



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:06 AM

Now this is farking cool!!

http://www.liveleak....?f=4627a8984ac8

Very kewl!!!!


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:08 AM

 

I actually wondered if you do it to make it sound like you're writing code or some such, so as to not appear to be 'slacking off' from your actual work. 

 

Haha, Adam. :D I hope you didn't Google that.

Nope. I only do it on the forum either because I have more to say, or I'm thinking.

 

When I meant it wasn't professional, it was because when I was enquiring about some items on gumtree or ebay, I found myself using the ellipses and I thought to myself it looks like I'm a kid or a moron, so I think I need to stop that


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:09 AM

Adam, sometimes a person is just in the right place at the right time and they get a certain job they can do without having to work hard at it.

 

I know a few such people.

 

When I was younger I got offered a job to travel the world selling ideas. I declined and stayed here. It has only just recently started to eat at me that I didn't just say "YES".

 

I was unattached at the time, and wasn't as deeply rooted in the family business as I am now.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:11 AM

I printed out my avatar and have it hanging in my office.

 

The original is $575.

 

Cannot justify.

 

Prints at A3 really crisp. I think that will do me. 

But am I on the printed version?


 

When I was younger I got offered a job to travel the world selling ideas. I declined and stayed here. It has only just recently started to eat at me that I didn't just say "YES".

 

I was unattached at the time, and wasn't as deeply rooted in the family business as I am now.

There will always be the "What if I'd said Yes" Scenario for declined offers, but what I was referring to was people who happen to get promoted into a role that isn't suited for them, just because they are there, and have to do very little work themselves or require no skills for the role, but get paid more than the lackeys they boss around


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:13 AM

 

Haha, Adam. :D I hope you didn't Google that.

 

I don't know what the word means, but I picked up on what you're putting down!


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:13 AM

Yeah I printed the whole thing.

 

You're still the dude fishing though.

 

I hope we all got what I meant. fork this fancy party, I have a fishin' stick. 



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:14 AM

AAAAAANNNNNDDD My whole model just exploded.


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:16 AM

This is also cool

 


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:17 AM

There will always be the "What if I'd said Yes" Scenario for declined offers, but what I was referring to was people who happen to get promoted into a role that isn't suited for them, just because they are there, and have to do very little work themselves or require no skills for the role, but get paid more than the lackeys they boss around

 

I knew what you meant, but jealousy is a curse, so I applied it to my personal situation. Many would think I am here out of sheer luck. 






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