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Posted 06 May 2014 - 10:43 PM

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 10:46 PM

That's nice. Is there more pics of the Jag?


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I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:11 PM

I like that pic.


 


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:13 PM

That's nice. Is there more pics of the Jag?


It's from an Jag F-type R.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:19 PM

Here's that tow strap incident if anyone wants to see.

 

Seriously watch at your own discretion.

 


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:22 PM

MMM not good Sam. Seriously though, I don't understand why so many people where so close to the thing... pretty common knowledge that if you are doing that you don't stand anywhere near the forking thing in case it breaks.

Poor bastards.


 


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:24 PM

Nor do you ever use the tow ball to do a recovery..


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:33 PM

Nor do you ever use the tow ball to do a recovery..

I know I have used this gif today, but I really feel as though I should use it to demonstrate what should happen to people who would use the tow ball in that regard.

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:34 PM

It's from an Jag F-type R.

 

Odd looking pic, was expecting less text and more car. Not sure I like Jags direction.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:37 PM

hahah reminded me of last year, Dad got a call to tow a pretty much brand new Range Rover off the beach, the owners told him the snatch strap was all hooked on and ready to go etc When Dad got there the thing was looped over ( I think he said a control arm or tie rod or something equally as stupid) haha.

 

forking people man.


 

Odd looking pic, was expecting less text and more car. Not sure I like Jags direction.

They are owned by Tata now. Who the fark knows what direction they will take!


 


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:38 PM

Favourite part of that story was when it ended.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:44 PM

Favourite part of that story was when it ended.

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:45 PM

I don't know why, but I just lost my shit looking at that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:50 PM

That's pretty much how I picture Rob when he strikes out for the 3rd time.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:52 PM

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:52 PM

Do you reckon he asked medium rare or well done?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:57 PM

Cubt had better ask for medium rare, well done is such a waste.


 


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 11:58 PM

Very much so. If it's not mooing, it's over cooked.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 12:02 AM

I love looking at the "whose viewing what" section, and seeing 'Guest' viewing NSFW thread.

 

HA!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 12:05 AM

I think one of my hard drives is about to call it a day

 

 

 

 

 

hmmmmmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

better start moving the special "movies" to the other drives.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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