:: May General Thread ::

Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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#2021 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 12:09 AM

While on the topic of the Packer v Gyngell brawl

I'm going to bed.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2022 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 12:11 AM

I also

know

that

spacing things

out

annoys Amsy.........

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2023 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 12:14 AM

Even that gave me a headache to read.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2024 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 04:31 AM

Took took a while

To

Fall. Asleep

Last night.

But sir Bumpty

Si Pu
Dna ydaer ot krow!

Fooking moos aren't at the shed yet?

#2025 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 04:52 AM

Forking fingers are about to drop ..off

Prediction of another perla here in saT.

#2026 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 05:51 AM

Screen on iPhone isn't very responsive this morning

Maybe dew.. Na not this early.
Maybe due to cold blooded fingers..

#2027 Samwise

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:02 AM

So... since Mitsubishi is bitching out of performance vehicles, Fiat Chrysler is going to create an AWD turbo version of the Dodge Dart to contend with the WRX...

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#2028 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:10 AM

Sounds dodgy... Heh!

#2029 Adam

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:20 AM

Fart

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#2030 Robert

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:32 AM

Ouch, that snatch fail was gnarly.

#2031 Robert

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:35 AM

Adam killed Zac

#2032 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:40 AM

Roberto my post in your thread was a joke.

...something smells around here?

#2033 Robert

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:41 AM

I'm slow.

...something smells around here?

Arn't smells normal in your field of work?

Woo my slut brace is in Sydney

#2034 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:43 AM

Don't be so harsh upon your self this time.
In a land far far away.

#2035 Robert

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:44 AM

The land of the wild beasts.

#2036 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 06:49 AM

What brand of 98 fuel are people most happy using?
In Tas there is a few Bps and shells and less of mobils.

Just wanting to create a 'hypothetical' cruise around Tas, have to take servos into account.
Personally I stick with BP, I have no idea why..

#2037 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 07:01 AM

Beep!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2038 Bumpty

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 07:01 AM

Sunrise comp
7/5

#2039 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 07:03 AM

You win.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2040 skillionaire

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 07:04 AM

I was calling it MTASC

Just so we don't offend the other guys

For clarification I wouldn't be offended, but it would be retarded and unoriginal.

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