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#3621 Adam

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:14 AM

Ants smell when you squish them.


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:14 AM

HVC.  

 

I have these cheeky little bastard black ants crawling out of my lap top!!!  I've killed about 20 of them. Hope they haven't laid eggs or had sex on my chips & stuff.

 

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:17 AM

Motherfuckers



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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:18 AM

They be all over your RAM stick


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:19 AM

If Kmart doesn't have anything in the way of semi-decent cheap shoes, ima have to bite the bullet and spend some dorrahs on a couple of pairs.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:20 AM

If Kmart doesn't have anything in the way of semi-decent cheap shoes,

 

ima have to bite the bullet and spend some dorrahs on a couple of pairs.


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:21 AM

Yeah, I know.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:22 AM

Yea what he said.

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:23 AM

Surely you can't be serious?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:24 AM

Washing up done, looking forward to a deck load of appreciation coming my way!

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I'm only ever serious with you..

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:24 AM

http://www.gizmodo.c...dows-that-tilt/


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:27 AM

My life sometimes feels like a tilting window.

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:37 AM

Transparent?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:52 AM

Would you have a different outlook if the ants were white?

 

Yes I would! I'd freak right out if they were white ants.

 

 

 

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Don't mind if I do!

 

Washing up done, looking forward to a DICK load of appreciation coming my way!

I'm only ever serious with you..

 

 

So Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay and serious. Congrats.



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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:24 PM

Hey B4 Boss, what ODB cable do you have for your B4? I want to get one to check codes on my car. And my friend mentioned something about having to adjust the throttle or something if you reset the ECU, does that apply for the B4 as well?


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:29 PM

I borrow a mates scanner to clear & check codes mate. Besides also using the green plugs I haven't used any other process.

 

Do you have a check engine light on?


First I've heard about adjusting the throttle or maybe TPS (Throttle position sensor)


I wouldn't touch the TPS myself.



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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:29 PM

Boobs.


 


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:30 PM

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:31 PM

I borrow a mates scanner to clear & check codes mate. Besides also using the green plugs I haven't used any other process.

 

Do you have a check engine light on?


First I've heard about adjusting the throttle or maybe TPS (Throttle position sensor)


I wouldn't touch the TPS myself.

All good, I'll look for a cable on eBay perhaps. Haven't done the green plugs thing before, but that should be good too. Not going to play with the TPS, was just wondering. All good brother :)


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:33 PM

You need a scanner for the cable, your just best off to to connect the plugs under the dash







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