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#401 Zac

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:13 PM

Going for lunch to epic burger place now. Later folks


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:16 PM

I didn't realise you and Jess had kids? Must have happened over night.

 

She's had many kids running around everywhere, they just never found the ovum.


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:18 PM

OH!!!

What's for dinner gents?!


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:22 PM

 

She's had many kids running around everywhere, they just never found the ovum.

hahaha sounds like a bukake party.


 


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:23 PM

You know it! :P


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#406 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:23 PM

Hahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:25 PM

Hahaha fsck me. 

 

So, one of the third party brokers that NAB deals with royally forked up this ladies loan application. He has written the loan under a different ladies profile with the same name, but then gone in and updated all the address details, etc to her current address. 

 

She comes into my store, and is like, Yeah, this credit card isn't mine, and someone just bought a $5k forklift on it, and I don't know whats happening...

 

So basically, the Broker has given this lady $570k, by doing credit checks on a completely different customer, using her house, her address. 

 

Hahaha  brokers. What a colossal fuckup. That is why you don't use brokers kiddies. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#408 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:27 PM

YOu mean to say, brokers are broken?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#409 Morgan

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:28 PM

Yeah but you have also never been drunk before either have you?


Correct. I can't drink more than two beers in a sitting. Never that thirsty.



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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:29 PM

On another note, I am going to watch some funny movies tonight and indulge in some fine herbs. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:29 PM

Ugh gotta go to work, because some of us have to.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:30 PM

Did you find out about any jobs Shaz? At least I don't think I missed your reply...


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:40 PM

We've got a 4 day a week teller role at St Marys? 

 

We also have an Associate Web Developer role? North Sydney

 

couple of on the phone jobs for the Broker channel of nab? North Sydney


There is a shitload of business banker roles going in Taren Point at the moment too


 


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:41 PM

On another note, I am going to watch some funny movies tonight and indulge in some fine herbs. 

 

Lego movie complements it nicely



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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:41 PM

Are they entry level positions? I haven't got any qualifications whatsoever in finance...


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:46 PM

Completely up to date on the forum. Time for me to wash the wagon. After I eat.


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:49 PM

Hahaha  brokers. What a colossal fuckup. That is why you don't use brokers kiddies. 

 

WOW. Glad I didn't.  :D


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:52 PM

 

Lego movie complements it nicely

 

Just put it on the DL now. Cheers boss


Are they entry level positions? I haven't got any qualifications whatsoever in finance...

 

The teller role in St Marys is entry level. Prob about $40k a year


 


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:55 PM

Even standing upstairs at the cafe is a struggle.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#420 Shaz

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:00 PM

u fkn wot m8

 

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