:: May General Thread ::

Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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#6661 B4TT

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:10 PM

I'm about to upload something.

Sperm into a dead hookers arsehole?

#6662 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:11 PM

.....yeah, "dead"

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6663 B4TT

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:12 PM

dead, dying... the semantics don't really matter.

#6664 Harry88

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:13 PM

JDM as fuq.

Not really.

Just a plan old outback.

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#6665 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:14 PM

I've just watched 5 minutes worth of commercials, and it still better than the actual TV show

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6666 Harry88

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:14 PM

I've just watched 5 minutes worth of commercials, and it still better than the actual TV show

What crap and you trying to watch then?

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#6667 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:14 PM

Ooh Jason Statham's in it, crisis averted.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6668 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:18 PM

What crap and you trying to watch then?

Killer elite? I think.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6669 Harry88

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:24 PM

Killer elite? I think.

Ah, yeah its pretty meh.

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#6670 Liberty

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:26 PM

Killer Elite isn't anything special, but I do like Jason Statham.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#6671 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:28 PM

Yeah, I'm bored of it.

Going to bed

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6672 Harry88

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:33 PM

Good choice.

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#6673 Morgan

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:35 PM

Here we go... Keys for both cars are in my pockets as I walk past. Awesome feature!

http://tinypic.com/r/jph9pf/8

#6674 Harry88

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:40 PM

:fork: thats awesome.

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#6675 Morgan

...jus waitin' 4 a m8

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:44 PM

#6676 Morgan

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:47 PM

#6677 Samwise

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 01:50 AM

Fag9

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#6678 Samwise

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 01:53 AM

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#6679 Samwise

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 02:05 AM

Pitbull did the official song for the soccer world cup this year.

fork that! I'm out.

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 07:01 AM

Morning.

Not wanting to feel left out...

..I have puddle lamps.

Funny gifs are funny

Wow, does that make you the boss now?

Nope. Just a regular cubt.

One who is at his desk B4 7am.

May be. She is shattered. I feel sorry for both of them. The dog isn't in good shape and is already walking a bit lop-sided.

Sad.

I might be time to do the inevitable, for the dogs sake.

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