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#7701 Liberty

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:14 PM

Ha ha, I haven't written an essay in ages! Well, not after the budget topic.

 

How are you going man? How's the ear infection?


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#7702 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:16 PM

Still there, but i'm alive.

 

What of it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:16 PM

So 5 beers...


I still have MDSC booze left over :)

5 BEERS IN ONE NIGHT??? HOW COULD ANYONE BE THAT THIRSTY!


 


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:16 PM

fork off Larry
fork off Larry

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:17 PM

Shut up, Morgan!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:18 PM

Shut up, Morgan!

Hahahahahahahaa

Still probably one of the funniest things I have heard a human say.


 


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:18 PM

Still there, but i'm alive.

 

What of it.

 

That's it. It'll be gone by HVC day.

 

:fork: off Larry
:fork: off Larry

 

Say it to my face, wog.


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:19 PM

That's it. It'll be gone by HVC day.

 

Probably not, but so be it.

 

 

Hahahahahahahaa

Still probably one of the funniest things I have heard a human say.

 

Yep, he is quite an odd boy.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:20 PM

Garry, all your posts should accompany a TL;DR


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:20 PM

Ha ha, I'll be honest, I had to Google what you were on about.

 

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Probably not, but so be it.

 

If you drink heaps you won't even feel it. Win.


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#7711 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:21 PM

I drink heaps of water, can definitely feel it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:22 PM

Have you ever used an abbreviation before, Gaz?


Like ever?

You and Morgan are polar opposite. That dude loves to abbreviate shit!!!

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:22 PM

That's exactly what I was referring to. :huh:


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:22 PM

My hair is too long.


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:23 PM

I MEAN ACRONYM!

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:24 PM

My hair is too long.

 

At least it can take the attention away from your face


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:24 PM

Have you ever used an abbreviation before, Gaz?


Like ever?

You and Morgan are polar opposite. That dude loves to abbreviate shit!!!

 

Ummm, yeah I have.

 

When I was younger, i used 2 write lik dis cuz it was easier & quicker 2 rite. Then I grew up and decided to spell out my words completely and use proper grammar and punctuation. Now it's just habit. I abbreviate where necessary, but nine times out of 10 I will write it all out. And as a rule of thumb, any number that is 10 and greater will be numerical, nine and under I tend to write out as a word.

 

You got me going again...


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:25 PM

 

At least it can take the attention away from your face

Nothing can do that.


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:26 PM

Yeah, it's a big task.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:26 PM

HAHAHAHA Wtf (What the fork), dude!

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