:: May General Thread ::

Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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#7681 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:41 PM

Daytime running lights on cars are stupid, more so if you have installed them yourself.

So many dodgy looking examples.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:46 PM

Hahaha Question Time has gone into an argument with the speaker in parliament.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:49 PM

I hate question time, they are worse than school children throwing a tantrum.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:50 PM

I hate question time, they are worse than school children throwing a tantrum.

Takes one to know one.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:51 PM

It's hi rare reos

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:51 PM

Did you kill anyone?

Fork I wish.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:51 PM

Takes one to know one.

Fuckoff birdbrain

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:52 PM

Takes one to know one.

I know you are, but shut the fork up!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:52 PM

Fuckoff birdbrain

Haha, nope.

I am rubber, you are glue, what you said bounces off me and sticks to you.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:54 PM

I hate question time, they are worse than school children throwing a tantrum.

They are throwing a mega tantrum, accusing the speaker of being biased to liberal and using her office to host fundraisers for them and shit, and are trying to get her refered to privileges committee.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:55 PM

It's amazing how quickly they point the finger, only to hide the shit storm that they caused when they were in power.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:56 PM

Haha, nope.

I am rubber, you are glue, what you said bounces off me and sticks to you.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:56 PM

I know you are, but what am I?

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#7694 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:58 PM

Anyhoooooo

Adults are speaking now.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7695 Adam

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:06 PM

Wtf!!!??

Solid arvo of brain work today. Gotta try stay focused for 1 more hour. Then home and beer

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

Adaholic.

I think you have a drinking problem Adam.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:10 PM

A big drinking problem.

You should probably hand over all the remaining booze you have, to me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7698 Adam

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:12 PM

So 5 beers...

I still have MDSC booze left over

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:13 PM

Hi guys, how is your Monday coming along?

I got an early mark today after doing a huge surveying job right on Cronulla beach. Such a beautiful day it was today and the wife potential; 9/10.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 04:14 PM

Hey Mr Essay!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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