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#7921 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:40 PM

Ash. You know my feelings on the built not bought bullshit today.

 

Yeah man, that is seriously a cubt act!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7922 B4TT

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:40 PM

I'm not taking my car out of the shed until Sat morning so it will be at hvc.
Might even clean the inside out before I go.... but I doubt that.

I also had an ice cream. But it was in a glass and made from beer.

 


#7923 simon

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:41 PM

With coke?


Nope straight.

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#7924 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:41 PM

 

I need monies. 

 

The car will most likely be there. It will be well presented but won't be running great.

 

Remember that mustard rex last year? 

 

That wasn't running great.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7925 simon

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:42 PM

Yuck!
 
Eeew!

HEY. Blue labels not bad. & free. :D

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#7926 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:42 PM

Oh, it's free.

 

Well, carry on then.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7927 simon

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:42 PM

Yeah man, that is seriously a cubt act!


What did I miss??

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#7928 Adam

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:43 PM

I also had an ice cream. But it was in a glass and made from beer.


HAHAHhha I dunno why i found this so funny

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:43 PM

What did I miss??

 

A lot, read the GT.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7930 Adam

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:44 PM

HEY. Blue labels not bad. & free. :D


So when you say you accidentally, did you walk out without paying?

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:45 PM

I did..... Must of skipped a page maybe......

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:45 PM

 
A lot, read the GT.



This. Lazy cubt.


Not much. Ordered battery to suit my bike, it doesn't suit my bike

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:46 PM

I'm gonna go sit on the shitter.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:48 PM

So when you say you accidentally, did you walk out without paying?


Ha nah. Got it for a wedding prezzie. Sipping it straight out of the bottle.

This. Lazy cubt.
Not much. Ordered battery to suit my bike, it doesn't suit my bike

Ohhhhhhhhhghh. Shitty.

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#7935 simon

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:52 PM

Boobs
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#7936 Harry88

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:52 PM

Might even clean the inside out before I go.... but I doubt that.

 

 

I cleaned the inside of mine on the weekend. Outside still looks like shit tho.



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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:56 PM

My car looks like someone poo'd on it.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:56 PM

Same harry, my car is covered in tar, looms forking g terrible. But won't have time to clean it before hvc.

 


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:57 PM

Clean it now instead of gt :P

#7940 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:57 PM

Yes you will, stop being lazy.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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