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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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#8621 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:01 PM

IM not a Due

Why would Import Monster be a due?

I don't get it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8622 Adam

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:01 PM

I need to eat more lamb.

And it's pretty much the only red meat I eat.

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#8623 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:02 PM

Lamb is fuckin awesome!!!!

Now I want a kebab.

fork you, Adam.

fork you!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8624 Robert

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:02 PM

Why would Import Monster be a due?

I get it.

you!

#8625 Adam

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:03 PM

Now dog is pissing me off.

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#8626 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:03 PM

GT got smashed today. Top effort that.

Gots me some catching up to do.

Boags Premium Lager doesn't taste any good anymore. Has Brett been forking with it?

#8627 Robert

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:04 PM

OK

Now dog is pissing me off.

new dog?

#8628 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:05 PM

fork, if I feel like this, I won't be drinking much on the weekend.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8629 Bumpty

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:05 PM

I want a cliterous on my
Little Finger

#8630 Adam

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:05 PM

our dog

She can be an outside dog for a while

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#8631 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:06 PM

I want a cliterous on my
Little Finger

Human or Bovine?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#8632 Bumpty

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:07 PM

GT got smashed today. Top effort that.
Gots me some catching up to do.
Boags Premium Lager doesn't taste any good anymore. Has Brett been forking with it?

Had five boags reds on the weekend - hungover like a mofo.

Forking sick of it, brings me to tears

#8633 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:11 PM

Yum! I need to eat A decent meal. Been living off frozen meals and take away for so long now.

Fell like shit all the time.

Come cook for me, Josh.

Yeah Boopity, it's not that great. Much disappoint.

#8634 Bumpty

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:12 PM

Human or Bovine?

Bovine, less chance of infections.

#8635 Robert

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:13 PM

I had a frozen meal last night.

Pretty bad

#8636 simon

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:14 PM

Holy shit. Volume, turn it up!!!

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Car less atm.......Whats next??

#8637 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:17 PM

Holy shit. Volume, turn it up!!!

I did, neighbours dog went crazy.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8638 simon

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:18 PM

I did, neighbours dog went crazy.

Haha, good.

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Car less atm.......Whats next??

#8639 Adam

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:21 PM

Holy shit.

You know when you walk towards someone and you both try and move out of the way and do that awkward dance?

That just happened with my dog! Creepy.

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#8640 skillionaire

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 08:21 PM

I always go for the dance

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