:: May General Thread ::

Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:19 AM

That's cool, Shaz. Brushing shoulders.

#882 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:21 AM

Can't tell if I slept bad, or well.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:21 AM

Is your arsehole bleeding?

#884 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:23 AM

Not my arsehole.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#885 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:23 AM

Going to meet up with this talia bird and drive into gladstone. I cant be doing too bad if she wants to drive me on a 250km round trip for coffee.

Hopefully i can do a shutdown at collie and come have some nikbrew

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#886 skillionaire

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:25 AM

Yeah, but we won't be getting coffee.

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:26 AM

You'll convert me to fhe fancy beers

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:28 AM

Damn right.

Downloading that thing you told me about.

#889 Bumpty

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:28 AM

@hypnotic.com

Maybe you slept over? Too much good sleep..

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:34 AM

Probably.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#891 Bumpty

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:38 AM

Need an ear tampon?

#892 simon

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:43 AM

Many lols

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#893 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:51 AM

Need an ear tampon?

Nah, I just want stronger meds.might go get some nurofen plus, as panadene is useless.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:54 AM

Cycle on alternate between ibuprofen and paracetamol, works for me.

#895 simon

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:00 AM

Panadene forte that shit

Hurry up 12:30!!!!

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#896 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:05 AM

Don't have forte.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:10 AM

Genuinely though;

http://www.nhs.uk/ch...?CategoryID=73

Heaps of people tell me it's bad for you, but it's not true!

#898 simon

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:29 AM

Nurses do the alternating thing in hospital. It's really effective.

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:31 AM

Indeed.

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:38 AM

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