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#9521 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:12 PM

Really good

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:33 PM

I like boobies, boobies, boobies. BOOBIES!!!! BOOBIIIIIEEEESSSSS!!


 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:35 PM

Just finished watch dogs.. Epic game!

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:51 PM

Boss hasn't come back for me to ask about tomorrow. Better give him a bring bring soon!

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:53 PM

Yep, you should.

 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:02 PM

I'm trying to get ontop of y work first so I look less busy :D

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:23 PM

Break down in tears on the phone, always almost could work if nearly, surely desperate..

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:26 PM

Finally got a new house. 

 

Now I have to move. 

 

FML.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#9529 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:31 PM

Lol. And do gardening by the looks of ot

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:32 PM

Lap pool shazerous?

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:34 PM

DLUG which is awesome 


Also, what a forking cubt of a day


 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:38 PM

Sounds good Shaz. House is better than no house


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#9533 Bumpty

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:50 PM

Does the house have a good full length mirror?

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:51 PM

Does the house have a good full length mirror?

 

Yep.


 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:55 PM

Ah cool, I thought I had found the right one.
Could you please let me in, that's me knocking..

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:59 PM

Yep, come in. 

 

I will be facing the TV, playing SUper Mario Brothers. Don't speak, just let yourself in, and wrap your arms around me from behind. 

 

Maintain no eye contact. Once you've hugged me for 3 mins and 21 seconds, get up, and let yourself out. 


 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 02:01 PM

fork! Door jammed shut while keys were in it and car was on, door locked itself. Blocked the car wash. Hahahah stupid car.

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 02:06 PM

I love my car when its clean.

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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#9539 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 02:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE IT FUNNIER IF IT WAS YOUR CAR

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 02:12 PM

Hahahahahahahahaha


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