
#9501
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:25 AM
Funny that they can't see BS on their religion!
#9502
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:27 AM
OOOOOOOOOH
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9503
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:28 AM
I'm hungry.
#9504
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:30 AM
I just ate.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9505
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:34 AM
Transfering some Anthony Bourdain to mah tab.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9506
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:36 AM
Dagnabbit.
#9507
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:37 AM
Nearly 2 hours claying, wax tonight after work
#9508
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:40 AM
forking nail in my tyre.
Dagnabbit.
I haz a screw in my rear tyre
Well I'm popped.
Nearly 2 hours claying, wax tonight after work
I'll give mine a wash tomorrow after work and that should be enough
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#9509
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:44 AM
I'll give mine a wash tomorrow after work and that should be enough
Starting to think I will just do that instead of using a clay bar.
#9510
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:48 AM
I would have tried waxing the car if I could, but paint is still too fresh, so a wash will be all
Plus, cbf
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#9511
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:57 AM
Mine has about 50 bird shits on it
gday kents.
Jordan - MY02 Forester GT - Sydney
#9512
Posted 29 May 2014 - 11:58 AM
Mine has about 50 bird shits on it
gday kents.
Be more precise and go count them bird shits
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#9513
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:00 PM
As Zac said, we need the exact number of bird shits to make this story viable - or add a dragon into the story.
#9514
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:00 PM
Too many
And some of them are too big to be birds :/
I've got the day off work tomorrow so its getting a good clean before HVC
Jordan - MY02 Forester GT - Sydney
#9515
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:01 PM
#9516
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:05 PM
Right, time to get shit done.
Annnnd a massive fork off truck has just blocked the entire street!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9517
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:05 PM
#9518
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:07 PM
It's just my luck hey!
I'll finish packing instead.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9519
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:09 PM
#9520
Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:11 PM
How's the new job going adam?
Jordan - MY02 Forester GT - Sydney
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