:: May General Thread ::

Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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#1141 Robert

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:30 PM

forked it up a second time.

I'll get it one day

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:31 PM

I could go to bed, but I know I will be awake in a couple of hours.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1143 B4TT

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:32 PM

Hahaha, aren't all Sunraysia's 4 bolt?

neg.

#1144 Robert

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:33 PM

Failing tonight

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:34 PM

Dude you suck at the internet

#1146 Robert

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:35 PM

I am on the fone to be fair.

But yeah I suck

#1147 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:35 PM

That BMW ute upsets me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1148 Robert

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:37 PM

I think it's cool. Cept the green bits

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:39 PM

Cept the green bits

I think that's what upsets me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:40 PM

I would recognise that 4.4L V8 anywhere!
Damn Beamer's..

Also, AUDM B4 BBS' are as gay as the aids on the car they come on.

They're a shit spec and don't fit over any big brakes apparently.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:40 PM

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:43 PM

#1153 B4TT

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:44 PM

Maybe a little extreme?

http://www.news.com....h-1226905292577

#1154 Robert

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:46 PM

Probably should let work know about HVC and when I can't work.

#1155 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:46 PM

I'd kill her for cooking couscous'

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1156 skillionaire

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:48 PM

No, just a really badly written article making light of a devastating tragedy.

I like that he has to pay out his kids. The Swiss do justice PROPER.

I'd kill her for cooking couscous'

Hahaha

#1157 B4TT

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:50 PM

I didn't read the article to be honest Nik.

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:52 PM

Hahah, arsehole

Try this one

http://www.news.com....d-1226905267412

#1159 Robert

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:54 PM

Wtf is that even news.

#1160 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:55 PM

Well, it's on a news website, on the internet, so it must be.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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