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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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#1241 Harry88

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:02 AM

Looks like it's fixed now.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:03 AM

Deck the halls with bits of humans, fa la la la la!

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:03 AM

Many disappoint.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1244 Harry88

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:04 AM

Deck the halls with bits of humans, fa la la la la!

 

That sounds like one of Ash's retail dreams.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:05 AM

Its not a dream

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:06 AM

Its not a dream

Hahaha

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:08 AM

Also it's Cinco De Mayo today. Which means $5 burritos and coronas at Guzmans. :D


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:08 AM

Sweeeet, $5 Buritos at Guzman Y Gomez today :) will be hitting that for lunch I reckon.

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:09 AM

I'm gonna make the trip in tonight with an old friend of mine. Gonna talk shit about all the girls we used to work with and didn't get to bang hahaha


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:09 AM

Oh! I wish I was close to a Guzman!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:09 AM

Also it's Cinco De Mayo today. Which means $5 burritos and coronas at Guzmans. :D

Hahaha your forking timing!

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:10 AM

I'm gonna make the trip in tonight with an old friend of mine. Gonna talk shit about all the girls we used to work with and didn't get to bang hahaha

Make sure you don't have Laura on loudspeaker accidentally ;)


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:10 AM

Yes, celebrating the Mexicans killing the French is worth a burrito. 


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:11 AM

Gonna talk shit about all the girls we used to work with and didn't get to bang hahaha

Would be more interesting if you did bang them.

Yes, celebrating the Mexicans killing the French is worth a burrito.

I agree.

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:12 AM

Make sure you don't have Laura on loudspeaker accidentally ;)

 

Noted

 

Oh! I wish I was close to a Guzman!

 

Don't you have a few down your way now?


Would be more interesting if you did bang them.

 

 

I know right.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:13 AM

Don't you have a few down your way now?

Yeah, but in the city.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:24 AM

Quite cool in the office today. Love it!!!

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:31 AM

Had a dream last night that I reckon would make a mad movie. 

 

Basically, humanity has hit the point where there is just too many people, so the world government picks a spot on earth, and says to everyone that the last third of the people to arrive within a 500km radius die. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:34 AM

so the world government picks a spot on earth, and says to everyone that the last third of the people to arrive within a 500km radius die.


Something something boat people.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:34 AM

Basically, humanity has hit the point where there is just too many people,

So you are talking about now? haha

 

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