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#1261 Shaz

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:40 AM

So you are talking about now? haha

 

Yep. 

 

It would be like a massive scale Hunger Games


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:44 AM

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Just scored a brand new pocket knife of the Germans that we are working with. The gave all us fitters a knife and gave the electricians a shitty USB stick lol





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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:45 AM

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:51 AM


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:52 AM

Waiting for Morgan to box that bloke for his MLA plates.



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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:55 AM

Had a dream last night that I reckon would make a mad movie. 

 

Basically, humanity has hit the point where there is just too many people, so the world government picks a spot on earth, and says to everyone that the last third of the people to arrive within a 500km radius die. 

 

Did that dream have anything to do with the reddit thread that discussed that exact scenario the other day? haha



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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:02 PM

Waiting for Morgan to box that bloke for his MLA plates.


That car looks cool, just needs wider tyres.

 


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:09 PM

 

Did that dream have anything to do with the reddit thread that discussed that exact scenario the other day? haha

 

Lol, probably. I was reading through that thread like 2 weeks ago. My dream has some other full weird shit in it, but for the sake of everything being on the internet, I decided to omit that part. :P

 

Mine involved mass killing by dudes in darth vader masks, and gassing of people by dogs operating the machines. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1269 Adam

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:09 PM

Bought some hot salami for sandwiches yesterday. There's no heat. Wtf. Such a josh moment.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:13 PM

Bought some hot salami for sandwiches yesterday. There's no heat. Wtf. Such a josh moment.

 

Sucks so much when you buy hot stuff, that isn't. 

 

I had a pide last night that I asked for chilli flakes and chilli sauce, and I only got the sauce and it wasn't chilli. :(


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1271 Adam

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:16 PM

I don't have a huge chilli tolerance so I expected it to floor me.

Nope.


Not like the forking Jalepenos that I let ripen to red.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:18 PM

You're all vaginas.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:18 PM

give it a few years Adam and you will eat those red Jalapenos and barely notice they are there.

 


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:20 PM

You're all vaginas.

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#1275 Adam

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:21 PM

I'm in training, Josh!

Bout to reply to your garden thread

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:25 PM

Catching up on the oatmeal, its been months since I have read that site.



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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:30 PM

Kick-ass story bro.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:31 PM

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:41 PM

That was a long meeting. 

 

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:46 PM

Mmmm hotdogs with cheese, onions and chilli


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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