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#2881 RX25SE

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:16 PM

YEAH! then remotely lock the doors and release gas into the car! I like it.

 

...and then ignite the gas?


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:20 PM

I got halfway through putting on pants, now I can't be forked with the other half.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2883 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:23 PM

Awesome, lawn's being mowed. My cue to leave.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:43 PM

Ask them to mow a meadow for me, please!

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:44 PM

Sounds good Jase! haha


 


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:44 PM

Ask them to mow a meadow for me, please!

He said no.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:51 PM

Thanks.

Have any questions for me to ask my mower?

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:53 PM

My folks are doing an East coast Aus trip, so it means they'll probably be gone for the next month.

 

 

:fork: YEAH!


 

You should watch the movie

 

So gang bang at yours then?


Thanks.

Have any questions for me to ask my mower?

 

Is it a Subaru mower?


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2889 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:56 PM

 
So gang bang at yours then?

I don't see how this is any different to any other time.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 02:57 PM

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:06 PM

Was not expecting that rain!


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#2892 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:08 PM

Hmmm think  I need a new drivers side door card. I remember someone selling one, now to find it!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:11 PM

Hmmm think  I need a new drivers side door card. I remember someone selling one, now to find it!

 

I think Boss was selling his door cards?


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:13 PM

Yeah, but not fronts, even SubyDr was selling some except the drivers :(


I only need the drivers side.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:14 PM

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2896 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:15 PM

That's just creepy.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2897 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:19 PM

C'mon man, i'm trying to help you hit your adorable 7k posts

 

 

Cute.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:19 PM

Haha, I don't need your help!


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#2899 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:20 PM

Maybe not mine, but you definitely need some form of help


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:21 PM

Maybe not mine, but you definitely need some form of help

 

That's what the drugs are for man!


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.






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