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#2901 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:22 PM

I agree, but mine aren't "legal" depending on who you talk to.

 

What would they know.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:23 PM

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I agree, but mine aren't "legal" depending on who you talk to.

 

What would they know.

 

Mine are.

Strong!

 

Probs should not be drinking with them though hahahahahbfsjkehl;jghrewjds,

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#2903 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:23 PM

Naaaaw!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:26 PM

Naaaaw!

 

Can you get 19k by tonight? :P


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:27 PM

Dammit, I think I want a Ford Ranger, you suck Adam!!

 

Or a Nissan Navara.


 

Can you get 19k by tonight? :P

 

Nope, but I can overtake Walts in about 20 minutes.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:29 PM

Dammit, I think I want a Ford Ranger, you suck Adam!!

 

Or a Nissan Navara.


 

Nope, but I can overtake Walts in about 20 minutes.

 

R.I.P!

 

What's he on?

 

I should see if I can overtake Brett by next weekend..


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:30 PM

I don't think it really matters, it's kind of like the points in 'Whose line is it anyway'.

 

Which by the way, is a great show, that i'm currently watching.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:32 PM

I don't think it really matters, it's kind of like the points in 'Whose line is it anyway'.

 

Which by the way, is a great show, that i'm currently watching.

 

Where the points don't matter, just like a plot in a porno!


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:35 PM

You can tell it's a public holiday for us eastys.

 

Where the fork is everyone???

 

 

Hai Nik!!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:35 PM

Where the points don't matter, just like a comb to Colin Mochrie!


You can tell it's a public holiday for us eastys.

 

Where the :fork: is everyone???

 

 

Hai Nik!!

 

It's just you and me baby..


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#2911 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:36 PM

That makes me queasy.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:38 PM

Good. 
Because it looks like someone brought a Bat to a Knife fight!


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:39 PM

Clearly you've never been involved in one, the guy with the bat would most likely win.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2914 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 03:53 PM

I should get me some beer.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2915 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:08 PM

I'm getting chips and gravy. Then pouring a big drink when I get back.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:10 PM

Can I sit at this candle lit dinner.

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#2917 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:14 PM

Bumptys company.
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#2918 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:18 PM

At least it won't talk back, my sort of company.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2919 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:26 PM

Haha, actually that's what it said about me :$

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:34 PM

Good. 
Because it looks like someone brought a Bat to a Knife fight!

If by bat you mean me, BATT, then perhaps I am holding a gun? 


don't spill it bumpty :P


 






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