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#2921 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:36 PM

No, no one is meaning you, or talking about you.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2922 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:37 PM

Silent, but deadly.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2923 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:38 PM

I'm bringing liquid nitrogen to a knife fight.

#2924 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:38 PM

That's just cold.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2925 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:40 PM

Silent, but deadly.


..that smells

That's just cold.


A chilling thought, one May saY.

#2926 Adam

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:45 PM

I love liquid nitrogen!

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#2927 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:47 PM

It doesn't taste nice, but does keep my drinks/victims cool.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2928 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:48 PM

You use it for cooking too, adda?

#2929 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:50 PM

Cool, just like my heart.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2930 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:51 PM

It doesn't taste nice, but does keep my drinks/victims cool.


It keeps my semen cool.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 04:56 PM

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2932 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:02 PM

Another stolen ambulance taken for a joyful ride.

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#2933 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:04 PM

Why are you stealing Ambulance's, Bumpty?!


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#2934 Robert

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:13 PM

High

#2935 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:16 PM

Yeah you are.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2936 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:21 PM

Morphine is a slow high, but that's the main reason for stealing them.
It's a bonus when you find a stiff in da back, dog meat for a year!

#2937 Robert

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:23 PM

Oh Bumpty!

#2938 Bumpty

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:36 PM

What's fwor winner wob?

Sup simo, how chu doin?

#2939 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:37 PM

There was once a fair Maiden from Stoneberry Hollow. She did not talk much, but boy did she swallow!


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#2940 Robert

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 05:42 PM

Sausages!!





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