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#3861 skillionaire

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:17 PM

Lol I could have told you that

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:17 PM

super crisp lager

There's your problem.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:30 PM

Oh well, better finish them off so I can forget them.

 

Better than nothing but not by much.


Nah fuckem.  Bourbon it is.


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:35 PM

You know you don't give a fork about much when you are drinking Bourbon & flat coke from a Pyrex measuring cup & telling people about it on the internet.


At least I'm civilized enough to put ice in it.


#3865 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:38 PM

I'm eating an entire Sara Lee chocolate bavarian cake.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:41 PM

Bumpty has been trollin on FB lol.

 

The old vibrator under the clutch pedal shudder hahahahaaaa 


#3867 Robert

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:48 PM

Classy josh.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:53 PM

Hey!

 

I could have took swigs and mixed it in my mouth like an upside down margarita.

 

It's in a cup, of sorts.


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:54 PM

Haha.

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#3870 Adam

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:04 PM

Hi

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#3871 ams

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:06 PM

Hello.

STORMY AS MOFO here tonight. LIGHTENINGTHUNDA!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#3872 Adam

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:07 PM

Sounds like mdsc

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:10 PM

Howdy.

 

 

I have to put the bins out & it's cold and dark outside.  I'm scared a spider might get me.


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:18 PM

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:20 PM

NOPE

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#3876 ams

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:22 PM

Doesn't look that bad.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:25 PM

At least he was wearing goggles.


#3878 ams

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:26 PM

Yoggles.


Arh, mei eyes, zee yoggles do nuzing!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:33 PM

Great reference AMS

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:36 PM

Thanks Nik. Appreciate your input.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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