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#3821 nickknack

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:08 PM

 

Are you serious about nickknack?

 

Prob shitstirring.

 

 

Who, me?

 

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#3822 simon

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:08 PM

And I definitely will not be taking on Simo's aphrodisiac; popping sherbet under the foreskin or whatever it was.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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#3823 skillionaire

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:13 PM

Sounds like fun

#3824 simon

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:16 PM

Foreskin Candy Popper apparently.

I've got my masters.

Sounds like fun

Sup niko? Slayen bitches?

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#3825 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:16 PM

Googled 'pop rocks penis', resulted in a forum of mums talking about blowjobs.

Knew there was a reason I stay off the internet.


 


#3826 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:18 PM

Yeeeeeeah!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3827 Adam

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:20 PM

Yo Radam, heard from Pete lately? Am I still carting all that interior crap up to yours?


NFI. I'll try find out :)

 
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:21 PM

Lol...

 

Pasting.......now

 

The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. 



#3829 Adam

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:24 PM

Lol

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#3830 Bumpty

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:25 PM

fork me.

On the right is niko googling mums giving blowjobs, on the left is simo explaining about popping candy under his foreskin and the middle is Larry trying to link it all together in less than 1000000000000 words.


GOODLuck Larry.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:33 PM

Yeeeeeeah!

 

Whaaaaaaaaat?


How many of you just went and sniffed their pliers?



#3832 Liberty

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:34 PM

Nope and I can only move forward so there's no going back now.

 

Please explain in less than 10000000000 words, Gaz.

 

I'll repost it just for you.

 

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#3833 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:36 PM

Whaaaaaaaaat?

 

Sook when i'm not here, then sook when I comment.

 

DAMN SOOK!

 

:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, was just my dinner, I enjoyed the shit out of that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3834 Liberty

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:37 PM

I still don't know where you've been all this time Ash. Everything OK?


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#3835 Harry88

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:37 PM

B4 and GTIR made this list

 

http://www.carthrott...ve-a-successor/



#3836 Liberty

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:40 PM

Time for sushi and indoor soccer. Speak to you blokes later.


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#3837 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:40 PM

B4 and GTIR made this list

 

http://www.carthrott...ve-a-successor/

 

Too bad they use a standard GX as the picture.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:45 PM

 

Sook when i'm not here, then sook when I comment.

 

DAMN SOOK!

 

:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, was just my dinner, I enjoyed the shit out of that.

 

 

I really missed you dude and you call me names for caring!  

 

 

I burnt the shit out of my Taco shells but they still tasted awesome..... and now I've burnt the shit out of my marathon spring roll. 



#3839 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:46 PM

I want ice cream, maybe cold rock.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3840 Adam

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 06:51 PM

Not reading that essay

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