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#241 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:13 PM

and im sick of them holding my package. 



 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:16 PM

PACKAGE


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:16 PM

whats the position Zac? 

they are a bit power hungry ill admit that. and im sick of them holding up my packages. 

Senior Test Engineer :)

 

I'm a Test Lead now, so it is a step back if you are going by titles, but the role in Suncorp is Senior/Lead if you look at the responsibilities and duties.

 

Meh, whats in a name anyway ;)


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:20 PM

Titles schmittles


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:22 PM

what exactly does one do in this position? 


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:24 PM

Titles schmittles

Exactly :)

 

Pay band is decent as well, but yeah, I like the work life balance, work from home thing, and moving to different areas of the organisation.

 

Been looking for a company I can stay in for a long period of time, 5-10 years. So far I've got an average is 2 years in each company I've worked in :(


what exactly does one do in this position? 

Break shite and show developers they aren't super smart.

 

Basically test the software during development and before release, verify it works according to specs and doesn't break anything else in the system when implemented, and then verify it works in production as well.

 

Tester :)

 

Oh yeah, thats a normal Test Analyst role. As a Software Test Engineer, it is more about leading the QA process, mentoring juniors, and my specialty is Automating tests, so less manual work needs to be done :)


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:34 PM

Senior Testicle Engineer :)
 



 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:43 PM

Break shit Zac!  Crush those nerds dreams.


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:50 PM

'Error: Your program just got ZigZac'd BIATCH'



 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:54 PM

Zac's a bully, how awesome is that!


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:55 PM

The Circle of Life.



 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 12:56 PM

Hey Shaz have you still got that v3 momo steering wheel ?

Adam reckons you might

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 01:04 PM

The Circe of Life.

Vicious circle


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2015 - 01:08 PM

Shut up Scar.



 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 01:42 PM

So I recieved a "Platinum" Debit Mastercard from Commbank in the mail today, for my loyalty to the bank.

 

Are these cards just a gimmick? 


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 01:43 PM

Platinum you say. Let's go shopping!!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2015 - 01:47 PM

'Error: Your program just got ZigZac'd BIATCH'

Haha I should put that in my defect reports hey?

 

Zac's a bully, how awesome is that!

It is awesome. In previous companies, when a developer sees me walking up to them, they just know I've got a defect for them to fix in their code.


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 01:51 PM

A Platinum Debit card? Unless it gets you into airport lounges it's a farce.



 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 02:27 PM

Hey Shaz have you still got that v3 momo steering wheel ?

Adam reckons you might

 

Yep, its yours if you want it. Its sitting in my garage


Platinum cards are for people who think they are awesome.

 

I have 2.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 02:33 PM

Double Awesome?


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