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#261 Robert

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 02:40 PM

Like dis one ?
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Posted 05 August 2015 - 02:51 PM

Yep, but its missing the horn button and the centre bit is a bit how you goin.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:17 PM

 

Yep, its yours if you want it. Its sitting in my garage


Platinum cards are for people who think they are awesome.

 

I have 2.

 

how do i aquire said platinum card shaz? 


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:31 PM

 

how do i aquire said platinum card shaz? 

 

Just apply for one.

 

They are $250 a year though. Only reason I have one is because I get platinum with no annual fee and 5% interest on everything.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:32 PM

 

how do i aquire said platinum card shaz? 

Apply for one?

 

I had one, back in my Credit card days


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:44 PM

I had one, back in my Credit card days


Mental image of Zac with coke and hookers in a penthouse 'Platinum bitchez!'


 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:47 PM

 

Just apply for one.

 

They are $250 a year though. Only reason I have one is because I get platinum with no annual fee and 5% interest on everything.

 $250? 

 

yeah nah, i can find better thing to spend that on a year. like beer. 


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:54 PM

Mental image of Zac with coke and hookers in a penthouse 'Platinum bitchez!'

Haha!

 

Nah, got a CC when I was getting married, so it was for wedding stuff, and then paid it all off within a few months of being married and cut up the card.

 

Only loan now is mortgage :(


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 03:56 PM

to be honest, its not worth it.

 

You get all these benefits that literally no one uses.

 

Its just a gimmick. Bitches love it when you whip out a platinum card.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:04 PM

to be honest, its not worth it.

 

You get all these benefits that literally no one uses.

 

Its just a gimmick. Bitches love it when you whip out a platinum card.

Black AMEX


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:05 PM

Yeah bitches love those more.

 

Hard to get approved though. We have NAB Amex Blacks, but they aren't for sale.

 

Customer generally get invited to apply.


 


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:06 PM

Yeah bitches love those more.

 

Hard to get approved though. We have NAB Amex Blacks, but they aren't for sale.

 

Customer generally get invited to apply.

Yeah application criteria sounds a bit crazy, but it is exclusive


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:07 PM

I don't even know what the criteria to apply for one is, but I would wager a guess you would need an annual income of $1m+ to qualify for an invitation.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:12 PM

I don't even know what the criteria to apply for one is, but I would wager a guess you would need an annual income of $1m+ to qualify for an invitation.

 

From what I read on the net, to have a black AMEX, you have to have had a plantinum Amex for at least a year with a $250k spend per year.

 

And then to maintain the Black AMEX, you have a $5k annual fee, $5k upfront set up fee, and also need to spend $250k per year to keep the card.


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:15 PM

Yeah bitches love those more.
 
Hard to get approved though. We have NAB Amex Blacks, but they aren't for sale.
 
Customer generally get invited to apply.


I has black amex. Airport lounge bitches.


 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:16 PM

I has black amex. Airport lounge bitches.

You is forever alone.


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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:21 PM

 
From what I read on the net, to have a black AMEX, you have to have had a plantinum Amex for at least a year with a $250k spend per year.
 
And then to maintain the Black AMEX, you have a $5k annual fee, $5k upfront set up fee, and also need to spend $250k per year to keep the card.


Hmmm. Mine is the colour black and says black...but i dont buy a ferrari every year.
I think my account is black something and the cards are linked to it. Whatevs. credit.


 

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:27 PM

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Cheers Shaz I'll have to arrange to come grab it some time

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:37 PM

I has black amex. Airport lounge bitches.

I get access to the airport food court. It's kind of like the lounge, but not really.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2015 - 04:56 PM

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Cheers Shaz I'll have to arrange to come grab it some time

 

Sweet man, its just hanging up in the garage.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 
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