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#1801 simon

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:45 PM

Thanks fellas see how i go. Shaz perfect advice mate thank you.

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#1802 Shaz

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:47 PM

And congrats mate! Don't stress! Its meant to be an enjoyable day, and as such, I'm sure your guests won't be critiquing your speech skills.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1803 simon

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:48 PM

Cheers brother, your a champ!!!

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#1804 Shaz

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:48 PM

On a side note, just had a Mrs Furbuerger in the branch.

Was very close to losing my shit.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:52 PM

On a side note, just had a Mrs Furbuerger in the branch.

Was very close to losing my shit.

Mrs Furbuerger?

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#1806 Morgan

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:54 PM

Getting married this weekend


WOOHOOO!!!

Wedding speeches are tough. Katie and I split the thankyou's up between us (we both made a speech) and made sure we didn't double up. Nothing worse than the thankyou's going for longer than the wedding itself and everything being said twice :P

I then went into a few funny stories about our relationship. How we met and funny things along the way. Was pretty easy for me because we met so young and kinda did our 'adulthood' growing up together.

I also made a point of trying to use stories that involved people from the audience. Keeps them engaged.

To finish it off, I turned to my new wife and spoke to her. Told her how much I was looking forward to growing old together, etc etc blah blah blah... They dig that stuff :P

Always speak clearly and with a smile.

And as prepared you think you are, you'll definitely forget what you have to say! Cheat sheet gets you out of trouble ;)

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:55 PM

Boss suspenders Morgs.

Mrs Furbuerger?


Its funny because it sounds like Fur Burger
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:57 PM

What a nice couple Morgs... you are a lucky man :)

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:00 PM

She goes alright ;)

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:04 PM

Hahaha Gina didn't qualify for the Richest Aussie Women list because 'she inherited most of her wealth'

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:05 PM

They are Boss suspenders! hahaa.

If I ever got married there would be a no speeches policy :P

Hahaha Gina didn't qualify for the Richest Aussie Women list because 'she inherited most of her wealth'

How do they justify "most of"

Wonder what school of Math Potato those guys went to.

$100 Million is not most of $27 Billion or whatever it is she now has.

I understand that BRW have not included her because she started with inherited money... but not most of it.

 

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:06 PM

They left me off the list entirely.












Because too many zeros.
 


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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:09 PM

Yeah Shaz, they only have so many abbreviations to use when talking numbers, your bank account would take too long to write out.

 

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:09 PM

Thinking of banning all baby and wedding talk from the GT.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:10 PM

They left me off the list entirely.












Because too many zeros.

LAWL! You get your own list, just for you... in your own magazine... :)

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#1816 Morgan

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:10 PM

How do they justify "most of"


Exactly!

$100 Million is not most of $27 Billion or whatever it is she now has.
I understand that BRW have not included her because she started with inherited money... but not most of it.


I think that could be the deciding factor. The idea that she wouldn't be where she is without the inheritance?

Maybe.

I dunno.

KRudd's wife is 4th or something with $200m

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:10 PM

She goes alright ;)


Lol! Good to hear... don't go trading her in for an newer model... LOL

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:11 PM


Lol! Good to hear... don't go trading her in for an newer model... LOL


Hahaha Nah bro.

Older women FTW ;)

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:12 PM

Thinking of banning all baby and wedding talk from the GT.

What is there to think about?

 

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:13 PM

Thinking of banning all baby and wedding talk from the GT.


But then we won't have Morgan gush everytime someone says the W word!


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