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#5421 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:02 PM

Sounds like a fun night for the whole family hey Jase.

 

 

 

Don't make me take it off you...

 

I would pay to see you try to take a beer from me.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:03 PM

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:04 PM

Just transferred Rego from the bike, so its in my name now. SOOOOO much easier and better then going into the RTA/RMS crappy places


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:05 PM

HA! was just watching the new Top Gear, not as good as last week, but still decent. And yes, James May drives a Dacia.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:05 PM

Sounds like a fun night for the whole family hey Jase.

 

 

Grrrrr...he's done this before. Asks for my advice, then ignores what I tell him.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:06 PM

 

Grrrrr...he's done this before. Asks for my advice, then ignores what I tell him.

 

Huh, sounds like a few of my mates too.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:07 PM

Set fire to him Jase.

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:09 PM

Set fire to him Jase.

 

If I did that, I would have no IT support.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:09 PM

I would pay to see you try to take a beer from me.

HVC


 

If I did that, I would have no IT support.

You have a few of us on here as IT support as well... ;)


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:10 PM

You advised, Jase! It's up to him to listen!

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:11 PM

HVC

 

Good luck with that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:13 PM

Yeah sorry Zac, you may be a dark drug addicted polar bear.... but I think Ash would destroy you if you attempted to take his beer.

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:16 PM

 

Good luck with that.

Thanks... I'll need it...

 

Yeah sorry Zac, you may be a dark drug addicted polar bear.... but I think Ash would destroy you if you attempted to take his beer.

Haha... not arguing with you there... Nobody comes between Ash and his beer..


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:17 PM

You can't argue.. not only are you a polar bear but you are high as all fuck.

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:20 PM

Have the dates for the HVC been set yet?


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:21 PM

You can't argue.. not only are you a polar bear but you are high as all :fork:.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:22 PM

Have the dates for the HVC been set yet?

 

Not that I know of. I was about to send Aek a message on FB because some chick is suggesting he organise a cruise.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:22 PM

How can you see me, tiny human child on bicycle?


You have a valid point.

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:46 PM

Too much boring.. going to bed early... cya all tomorrow....


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:46 PM

 

Not that I know of. I was about to send Aek a message on FB because some chick is suggesting he organise a cruise.

 

What time of year was the last one? IIRC it was just before the first term school holidays.


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