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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:48 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:49 PM

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:56 PM

Shucks!

So bored right meow. Been at TAFE for 3.5 hours with another 4.5 to go.

Caught up on GT, meow there's nothing to do!

Morgan unless you are a cat, you really should say meow a lot less.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:57 PM

But Brett, he is a pussy.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:00 PM

Almost-wifey is going good. We both can't wait till me move into the house. :D
 
Dog is good, she's a bit cute. 
 
Lesboscar goes alright.
I almost wrote her off on the weekend.
 
We went 4x4ing on the beach. Anyway, was doing about 60kph while the tide was out. A massive rut came out of no-where, got 3 feet of air in it.
The plastic sump cover ripped off and I cracked the bumper a bit. And it almost set itself on fire.
 
But it lived to see another day. Such a trooper. 

Handy hint for young Foz owners. Ditch the plastic sump guard if you plan to go on the beach. Get a fully sick alloy one like me.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:05 PM

Nagrom can't be a cat. He doesn't land on his wheels feet.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:05 PM

Very good point young Sam.

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:28 PM

Nagrom can't be a cat. He doesn't land on his wheels feet.

 

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:29 PM

I'm out of beer, probably a good thing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:31 PM

I'm out of beer, probably a good thing.


This makes two of us...

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:32 PM

I have 3 LC Pales left in the fridge.

 

I WILL hope to might maybe make them last until Friday.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:34 PM

I'm bored.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:37 PM

Dammit! Was hoping my mate would message me back, clearly hasn't.....jerk!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:39 PM

One of my mates bought a 4 door N/A Skyline. His missus won't shut up about it! Fuck me sideways..


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:40 PM

It's an N/A and a 4 door, that's just sad.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:41 PM

I'm bored.

 

Find me a pic of the ugliest Pontiac n/a Skyline 4 door.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:45 PM

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I couldn't find any other ugly ones, just this really awesome one...

 

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Apparently this used to be a VL Commodore....

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:50 PM

The more I look at the Honda VT25c, the more I don't mind it at all.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:55 PM

Dammit! Was hoping my mate would message me back, clearly hasn't.....jerk!


Do what you do best, set fire to him.

 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:55 PM

Dear channel 10, if you're programming wants to state something like "Sochi live", how about showing live content, not a repeat.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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