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#5721 Samwise

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:26 PM

Bahaha.
Been watching True Detective.
Thanks Tim!
Top show..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:30 PM

Might be another one I will have to remember to *cough* legally aquire.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:52 PM

Seriously, these commentators for Sochi are just getting dumber, stating that its a pity that it's snowing for the ski half pipe competitors...

Last time I checked it was the fuckin winter games.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 04:29 AM

Whose Line Is It Anyway isn't the same without Drew Carey..

Still completely and utterly hilarious though!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:19 AM

Set a later alarm, wake up anyway.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:21 AM

Set a later alarm, wake up anyway.

Alarm fail.

 

 

Sup fellas. Massive headache. Still at work. Fork im a trooper....................................somebody shot me please.


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:32 AM

Not sure if I should get up and make breakfast, or call the house and get mum or dad to do it for me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:44 AM

Hi.

Had to come to city this morning for some bullshit 3hr course.

What a waste of my life. Fuck I hate Sydney
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:47 AM

I feel your pain, shaz. I still haven't got my breakfast.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:50 AM

Yeah I just bought a bug breakfast and a coffee on my corporate card as part payment from my boss for making me goto a course that even if I learn something from, I will likely drink away next week when I'm not at work for 3 weeks
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:51 AM

I hate Sydney

Agreed.


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:58 AM

SHITNEY



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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:07 AM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:11 AM

Thats pretty hot, even for a gen2 :P

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:12 AM

Yeah, it makes me want to get a gen2, and a wagon..

 

 

I almost feel dirty.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:14 AM

An LS powered RWD gen 2 would be pretty sweet
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:14 AM

They call that a commodore.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:22 AM

Just seen advertised a Full time job back home at onesteal. Or austmills or whatever they call themselves now. Kinda tempted to apply.

But this contracting stuff is so much more money, and way way better for my experience. Just cant really plan a holiday or know forsure when i will and wont be home.

Arrium, tread with caution.. the company has not been doing to well - that was one of the main drivers of the restructure and name change... they were losing money fast.


 


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:32 AM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:36 AM

Morning all..

 

I agree with the dislike for Sydney CBD... yuck...


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