
::: General Thread :: February Edition 2014 :::
#6721
Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:48 PM
#6722
Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:48 PM
Insanity wings should fix it.
What won't they fix!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#6723
Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:48 PM
Would have no throat left!
Maybe "accidentally" give some to your missus then?
Except, probably wouldn't be a pleasant sensation on your dick..
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6724
Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:49 PM
Hahahaha
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
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#6725
Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:13 PM
I dunno... I still seem scared of them...What won't they fix!
#6726
Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:17 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6727
Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:20 PM
Josh, Ron Swanson is in the new Lego Movie!
Nick Offerman as Metal Beard, a pirate and Master Builder seeking revenge on Lord Business for taking his body parts and has made his new body by scratch.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6728
Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:22 PM
That lego movie actually has a pretty epic cast though..
- Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski, an ordinary construction worker minifigure who is mistaken for the "Special."
- Will Ferrell as Lord Business, an evil businessman who is the company president of the Octan Corporation under the name President Business and tyrant of Bricksburg.
- Ferrell also plays "The Man Upstairs," a Lego collector in the live-action part of the film.
- Elizabeth Banks as Wyldstyle/Lucy, a "tough as nails" and tech-savvy female fighter who is one of the Master Builders.
- Will Arnett as Batman, a DC Comics superhero and Master Builder.
- Nick Offerman as Metal Beard, a pirate and Master Builder seeking revenge on Lord Business for taking his body parts and has made his new body by scratch.
- Alison Brie as Princess Uni-Kitty, a unicorn/anime kitten hybrid that lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
- Charlie Day as Benny, a "1980-something space guy."
- Liam Neeson as Bad Cop/Good Cop, a police officer with a split personality who is a member of the Super Secret Police.
- Neeson also voices Pa Cop, Bad Cop/Good Cop's father.
- Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius, an old wizard who is one of the Master Builders.
- Channing Tatum as Superman, a DC Comics superhero who is one of the Master Builders.
- Jonah Hill as Green Lantern, a DC Comics superhero who is one of the Master Builders.
- Cobie Smulders as Wonder Woman, a DC Comics superhero who is one of the Master Builders.
In addition, Anthony Daniels and Billy Dee Williams reprise their Star Wars roles as C-3PO and Lando Calrissian respectively, with Keith Ferguson voicing Han Solo (who also voiced the character in some episodes of Robot Chicken). Shaquille O'Neal portrays a Lego version of himself, and the cast is rounded out by Will Forte as Abraham Lincoln, Dave Franco as Wally, Jake Johnson as Barry, Keegan-Michael Key as Foreman Jim, and Jorma Taccone as William Shakespeare. Co-director Chris Miller cameos as a TV Presenter. In the live action portion of the film, the human boy Finn is played by Jadon Sand.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6729
Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:43 PM
All those chicks!!!! HAWT!!!!
I dunno... I still seem scared of them...
Good for you.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
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#6730
Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:50 PM
I honestly thought there was another hockey game on before the US v Can game, odd.
Now to contemplate whether to just stay up until the game or attempt a few hours sleep.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
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#6731
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:17 AM
Well, whoever wins out of USA v Can will be playing against Sweden for Gold.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
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#6732
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:27 AM
Dear god, more curling!!
Do I really want to watch this hockey match I wonder.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6733
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:32 AM
Entertain me jerks!!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6734
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:34 AM
NO!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6735
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:35 AM
Fine then.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6736
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:36 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6737
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:40 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6738
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:43 AM
While I am aware that these pics may be reposts, I am learning this whole Reddit thing so I am excited when I see something I like.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6739
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:53 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6740
Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:56 AM
While it shouldn't really surprise me, I can't believe there is a subreddit called "popping: popping cysts and pimples"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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