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#6741 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 01:04 AM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 01:06 AM

What the?


I'd do it.

 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 01:08 AM

Oh yeah, don't watch the show, but would sure as hell fuck the shit out of her.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 01:16 AM

And I don't think i'll be watching this game, hella tired. 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 02:04 AM

I can't sleep.

 

To cover up anything illegal I may do? there will be kickbacks man, I am not against paying bribes.

 

Ha ha.

 

Also, next time I get a speeding ticket Gary, I expect it expunged from my record :P

 

I wish I had those powers...


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:09 AM

While it shouldn't really surprise me, I can't believe there is a subreddit called "popping: popping cysts and pimples"


Nothing surprises me any more.

Sup cubts. Anyone still awake?

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:09 AM

I'm still here. I still can't sleep. What's keeping you up?


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:10 AM

Nuthin. Watched a few episodes of House of Cards (fucking excellent show) now i'm watching Beerfest.

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:13 AM

I'm not watching anything. I was just going through a few emails, getting my papers together for my police application and that's pretty much it. All at 4 AM. :ph34r:


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:15 AM

What unit are you trying to get into? Or, heading for I guess is more the question....

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:18 AM

Well for now it's an application into the NSW Police Force itself where I will have to spend three years performing general duties before being able to get into a specific unit/department within the force. I am hoping to get into SWAT or the riot squad. I was initially gonna go for the Highway Patrol but used by head and decided against it.


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:20 AM

Cool. If you can last doing the general duty stuff for 3 years you should be fine. I guess it's either something you'll love or hate straight away.

I'd love to be a cop, but I hate people - so it wouldn't work out for me.

Also - I would LOVE one of these inside me right meow. Lobster roll with sweet potato fries.

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:23 AM

Also, Ash - /r/gopro has some good info and videos on there.

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:27 AM

That has made me hungry. Fark!

 

That's what I'm thinking. Ideally I'd love to get into the firies but that has proven to be EXTREMELY difficult. I've applied for the Aviation Rescue and Fire Fighting service and Fire and Rescue NSW about three times each now and I've still not managed to get through. I pass the first phase, but don't get called back for an interview/in-house test. And on top of that, whatever result you get in the test you do is kept for 12 months regardless of how good or bad you did.

 

This will be the second time I apply for the police force (the first time I was rejected due to my driving record which has now been clean for about two and a half years). I've applied as an expression of interest for a company called Aurecon whom is one of the top five engineering firms in Australia. I'd love to become a structural engineer, and Aurecon have cadetships every year apparently. I've got a referral from a senior engineer who works there and is a member of our forum and club.liberty, and he said that last year was the first year in all the time he's been there that they didn't have an intake. Bad timing right?! That would be the ultimate job for me and would be one that I would hold higher than the police, firies, etc.


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:46 AM

Holy shit.

I did NOT expect this.

Make sure you have sound cranked up.



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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:02 AM

Bed time I think.


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:06 AM

Yep same.

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:59 AM

If its your ultimate job and what you want you should just go for that.

Pretty glad this is the last saturday i'll have to work for a few weeks. Bring on 4pm!!

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 07:36 AM

Fuck I would love to sleep in just once

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 07:54 AM

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