Regular Member
Posted 05 May 2015 - 12:18 AM
So I'm on the way home from work and swing onto a semi major rd, not much traffic except for this boxy white 4WD on my tail.
I decide to hose said white 4WD so I flick S# and nail it with a confident smirk. The smirk turns to a gasp as I am overtaken on the outside by the boxy 4WD as it hauls off into the distance with a ferocious growl. Some time later I pull up behind it at the next set of lights.
Badge says G63.
Hahaha sucka! Bet your car got a blast of exhaust from those side pipes too
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 05 May 2015 - 06:41 AM
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Member's Member
Posted 05 May 2015 - 06:54 AM
That'll teach you to get between a dealer and his next drop off/turf war/pimping.
My wob dreams are now wet dreams
Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:54 AM
It's Tuesday
Differential Studios
Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:59 AM
Already bored
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
Member's Member
Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:59 AM
Tue Soon.
Differential Studios
Posted 05 May 2015 - 09:00 AM
junior
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
Member's Member
Posted 05 May 2015 - 09:12 AM
I just looked at all the imgur for today.
No more reason to be at work.
Here's a forked thing, I went to the optometrist the other day, I have 20/20 vision but I need reading glasses because of reddit. Haha, Fucken work.
Differential Studios
Posted 05 May 2015 - 09:15 AM
Lol, goddammit reddit, you had one job
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
Official official of the official.
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:19 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:21 AM
I just got up.
Might go back to bed.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Official official of the official.
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:22 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Member's Member
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:26 AM
Ha Sam gave up at 3....
Wo, I bought lingerie for my girly from an online store about 2yrs ago, they send me emails each week, like 3 a week, normally I just delete them as soon as they come into my inbox, I'm too lazy to unsubscribe.
Today they sent me an email.
For a special.
A Mother's Day special.
I was just like....WTF.
Then I bought something for Sam's mum.
Differential Studios
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:07 AM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
Official official of the official.
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:11 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Member's Member
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:15 AM
That is the most unique comeback I've ever heard.
Differential Studios
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:18 AM
Go sell your bike to a bloke named Cam with tattoos whos mum owns like 50 BMW/Mercs
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
Official official of the official.
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:20 AM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA SHaz
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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