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Started by Liberty, May 01 2015 07:09 AM
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#321 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:51 AM

They declared War on the Chinese due to inflated Tea prices. Those damn Orientals.



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:53 AM

Living in China, I feel I would have heard something by now.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:55 AM

Above all that jibber jabbing?



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:56 AM

Yeah true, I should learn the native language first.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 12:08 PM

So I'm on the way home from work and swing onto a semi major rd, not much traffic except for this boxy white 4WD on my tail.
 
I decide to hose said white 4WD so I flick S# and nail it with a confident smirk. The smirk turns to a gasp as I am overtaken on the outside by the boxy 4WD as it hauls off into the distance with a ferocious growl. Some time later I pull up behind it at the next set of lights.
 
 
 
Badge says G63.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 12:11 PM

Amsy has been quiet these days, Nik too.
 
 
Is WA still...like....there?


He died, Nik killed him in a jealous rage. You see, Alex has better hair. I'm in jail because I took the wrap. Mostly because I couldn't be there but I still wanted to be part of it all. fork Alex and his hair

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 12:15 PM

The cling wrap?



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 12:15 PM

How the hell did you convert smoke signals into text?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 12:19 PM

How the hell did you convert smoke signals into text?

I have a translator in SA who sees the signals, then they do what I want

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:29 PM

Just had a near miss on the road before. Some fuckwit pulled out into the right hand lane without looking or indicating, I had to slam on the brakes only just avoiding the shitcunt by about 30cm, I had my hand on the horn just giving it to them, and my car decided to shut down because of the wonderful Brant (it really does choose the most inappropriate times to work).

 

The other fagchop just drove off completely oblivious to the world while I was stuck in the middle of the road. Finally got the car started as I had to put in the alarm code (first time in 3 years).

 

Anyhoo, home all safe, with the keypad module sitting on my clutch pedal (clearly installed by a skilled technician)


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:38 PM

Lol Brant.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:42 PM

Yeah lol, probably a good thing it did what it did and I was gonna rip the other driver out of the car .


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:47 PM

Least your brakes work.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:52 PM

Lucky Ash.

Hope the cubts wheels fall off.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:52 PM

Yep, it's probably the only time i'll praise the Subaru ABS. I reckon if it happened 2 hours ago when the roads were wet it may have been a different outcome. 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 05:43 PM

^^^ Yeah would have been your motor instead of a keypad


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Posted 05 May 2015 - 07:21 PM

Brants suck the big one.  Glad your car wasn't damaged, Ash. 


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Posted 05 May 2015 - 07:23 PM

Who's brant?

And what is he doing on ash's clutch pedal

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:24 PM

Just installed my rear swaybar.

 

Rear wants to sliddddeeeeeee...


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Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:26 PM

Just installed my rear swagbar.

 

Rear wants to sliddddeeeeeee...

 

 

Yeah....

 

 

You would do that wouldn't you.



 

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