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#301 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:20 AM

Is there some in ACT who wants to buy an immaculate Foz?

 

Cam was ok. I think I missed his meltdown. but whatevs. I think Gary is like the defining thing about this period of SC, I wonder how we will send him insane.



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:21 AM

Go sell your bike to a bloke named Cam with tattoos whos mum owns like 50 BMW/Mercs


I think I missed this.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:22 AM

He was like an artist who was really into fixies and bikes. And I think he had opinions. That was probably his Achilles' heel, his opinions. Bringing up opinions on GT is an art form, can't just run in here with your dick waving every which way.

 

 

This place is like the Labor Party room, you need to know who the faceless men are, so when you make a move they'll be there to back you up. You also need to have your finger on the pulse of popular GT opinion, which changes every 5 minutes. You also never tussle with Nik, that shit is suicide.

 

And you don't be going full Garry.



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:23 AM

Remember the day he said he rode his pushy into a cop car, but then got arrested just because "he had tattoos?"

 

Clearly nothing to do with riding your pushy directly into a cop car.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:24 AM

He was like an artist who was really into fixies and bikes. And I think he had opinions. That was probably his Achilles' heel, his opinions. Bringing up opinions on GT is an art form, can't just run in here with your dick waving every which way.


So like Gary, but less STi?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:25 AM

Gary doesn't have an STi


Remember the day he said he rode his pushy into a cop car, but then got arrested just because "he had tattoos?"

 

Clearly nothing to do with riding your pushy directly into a cop car.

Classic


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:27 AM

Hahahaha. Gary is a good kid................ so far.

 

 

You know GT is getting real when Aek wanders in here. That's like when you fork around at school and then the former middle weight boxing champion of a Deputy Principal appears at the door and you're like "Yeah, Algebra is awesome"

 

 

 

Guy doesn't even have an STI, poor kid as been hitting the same thing for 7 years. You get less for murder these days.



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:29 AM

I can't say I ever said "Algebra is awesome", even as a joke.


Now pythagoras theorem, that was a fun subject

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Said no one ever.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:30 AM

I think algebra is forking awesome.

 

My feelings on Algae and Bras differ though.



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:31 AM

You would.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:35 AM

Tafe.

Nuff Said.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:36 AM

Yeah you know what else I'd like........?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gainful employment.



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:38 AM

meh I could comfortably live off my savings for another year or 2.

 

 

It's more just the boredom of not working that's annoying me.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:39 AM

You know what's not boring?

 

 

 

 

Go on...

 

 

 

 

You know this one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FFL



 

#315 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:42 AM

But hearing you say it.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is.......................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think you know what's coming.........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boring.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:44 AM

You know what else is coming.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your mum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm getting lazy.



 

#317 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:45 AM

I know, I was watching


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:47 AM

It's a joke about you, and your mum, and I'm the one getting chills down the spine.


Amsy has been quiet these days, Nik too.

 

 

Is WA still...like....there?



 

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:48 AM

Nah. Tourists are killing everyone over in WA.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:49 AM

Didn't you hear?  WA finally became their own country, after many many years of trying.

 

Although they're back to using smoke signals as communication.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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