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#301 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Do you live to work or work to live? Life doesn't always have to be serious.

I don't really take anything outside of my job too seriously


come to think of it, I don't really take my job to seriously either

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Do you live to work or work to live? Life doesn't always have to be serious.


WORK WILL SET YOU FREE

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Carbon dating on that snatch, ay Ash?

Puh-leeze g, don't rock my thunder.

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#304 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

How old is Jase?

MILF?

Jase isnt a chick

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:51 PM

I don't really take anything outside of my job too seriously


come to think of it, I don't really take my job to seriously either


Hahaha. Where am I?

Jase is DEFINITELY not a CHICK.

He's the manliest man amongst all manly men in the universe. Dude can change a tyre and check your oil with his eyelid.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:52 PM

I'm one of those blokes that doesn't care what people think about him (or his wagon) and chooses to do things right the first time every time. If I fail, I do everything in my power to make it right and prevail. Might be the wog blood in me, but we are taught two things not to share in life, your girlfriend and your car.

Money can always be made, no?

Chamillionaire, you should be like me.

My post was divided in two parts; top was for Jase, bottom was for Ash.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:52 PM

Puh-leeze g, don't rock my thunder.


I took her kids fishing and still didn't get any, have at it mate.

Hai Ash!

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:53 PM

Ha ha! Did you try hard enough?

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:53 PM

Might be the wog blood in me, but we are taught two things not to shave in life, your girlfriend and your car.



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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:54 PM


I took her kids fishing and still didn't get any, have at it mate.

Hai Ash!

:D

FKN LOL!!!!


Your killin me!!!



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:54 PM

I see what you did there.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:54 PM

Chamillionaire, you should be like me.


Who's the one eating a bunless chicken burger right now?

Ha ha! Did you try hard enough?


Not even a nibble!

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:55 PM

Chamillionaire - 1
Garry! - 0

Game on.

That autocorrect be cool.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:56 PM

Haha, damn you. You've had this stuck in my head since you started doing that;



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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

Did you need some bread Nik?

Im giving some away.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:59 PM

I got bread like a bakery, use your crumbs to get a stake in me.

No but seriously I would like to try your bread.

I used to make chocolate bread. Then one night Dad and I got fuckin' wasted and left the bread oven on high overnight and cooked the shit out of it. Haha.

Almost paralleled by the time we put a McDonalds tray in the oven and it caught on fire.

Hahaha.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:00 PM

It was not bad actually.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:00 PM

Posted Image you Nik.


That made me hungry.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:00 PM

I knew it would. You be all like:

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:00 PM

It was not bad actually.


As long as you had nothing to do with it, I'm sure it turned out fine.





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