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[Brett]

Booked accommodation for my trip to Dublin next month. staying at this up market hostel called Generator. Apparently it's next door to the Jameson distillery.

[Morgan]

Hey Captain Morgan,

how goes the new boat?

Hey dude. Boat is awesome! So slow and ...boaty.

But big, comfortable, luxurious and easy. Exactly what I was after

Just needs a REALLY good detailing

[skillionaire]

20 minutes! Forkin' hell, do you have two batteries?!

[B4TT]

Can she make beer yet Brett?

[Shaz]

Just needs a REALLY big chev badge and 14" stockies on the rear with cut springs.

[skillionaire]

[B4TT]

Captain Morgan, did you get a V6 one?

[Morgan]

something something Chev badge

Yeahhh nahhhh. Classy Calais is classy.

Captain Morgan, did you get a V6 one?

Yeah dude. Was originally staying away from them and only looking at the SC6's and the 8's but the 6 suits my needs much better. Plus insurance would be through the roof.

I have tarbo for fasts.

[Brett]

20 minutes! Forkin' hell, do you have two batteries?!

nah just the one. 1hr quick charge though. To be honest for what I intend on using it for, one charge will be enough. It's just for lawn edging really, and if I do it every time I mow it shouldn't take more than 10 minutes. The only reason I didn't do it every mow before, was because the old trimmer was a corded electric one, and getting out the two extension leads was a pain in e arse and would take just as long as the actual trimming.

[Morgan]

This was good for a laff this morning. MightyCarMods posted it up on Facey -

We recently bought a part from an eBay store and it was the wrong fit. So we asked if we could send it back and offered to pay for return postage, plus postage again for the replacement item.

Got a reply saying "Return fee is $100 plus postage. Once you pay this we will send it out to you"

This sounded pretty steep for a $150 item so we asked why it cost so much? The reply said "We have better things to do than go to the post office to fix your mistake. Pay the fee or we won't help you"

Reluctantly we paid the fee despite the terrible service and rude emails as we needed the part ASAP. We waited and waited and three weeks later the replacement finally arrived which was clearly a used part. But here's where things get interesting. Inside the package was a set of keys.

We wrote back to the guy saying "We received the "new" item and it is obviously second hand because there are a set of used car keys in the product box. We're not paying another $100 to replace it."

We got a reply straight away saying "Send back the keys IMMEDIATELY. They are the only set for my car and have been sent to you by accident"

So now we have two options. Do we:

a) Send back the keys
Send an email that says:

"Return fee is $100 plus postage. Once you pay this we will send it out to you. We have better things to do than go to the post office to fix your mistake."

[Brett]

Can she make beer yet Brett?

. No not yet. She's pretty good at cleaning cars though.

[B4TT]

Hahaha Morgan, they should send that back, the guy is obviously a fuckstain of mega proportions.


Well that is a win Brett.... maybe you could have her detail cars on the weekend for you, make some extra money... just give her a lolly pop or something for her efforts.

[Shaz]

[Brett]

I also booked a first class train ticket for my trip from London up to the north east for my mates wedding. It's the day after I fly in so getting a bit of sleep is pretty important. Plus I want to feel a bit bossy.

[Brett]

Well that is a win Brett.... maybe you could have her detail cars on the weekend for you, make some extra money... just give her a lolly pop or something for her efforts.

Yeah well I only let her clean the tomato at the moment, and she can only do the bottom half hahaha. She hasn't quite developed her technique for gentle cleaning yet.

[Adam]

I would reply to that eBay guy with

"EADC"


What a massive douchebag

[skillionaire]

Yeah, I think I'd probably have to ask for the $100.

[ams]

Doing it right.

New stickers.

[skillionaire]

Ha!

[ams]