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#241 Beckers

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:40 PM

Sucked arse. 

 

Thank jebus for air tools.  It was so hot, I'd do a bit then have to stop for a beer.  If it wasn't for SubyClub browsing and beer I would have smashed it in a few hours.  In the end it took about 20hrs.

Luck we don't pay you by the hour.

How many beers ?? 

 

Diff oil is bad, but we have this diff additive (anti chatter stuff) @ work that smells even worse.

 

Fkn love this car, just a shame it's not a wagon :mad:



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:45 PM

Luck we don't pay you by the hour.

How many beers ?? 

 

Diff oil is bad, but we have this diff additive (anti chatter stuff) @ work that smells even worse.

 

Fkn love this car, just a shame it's not a wagon :mad:

 

 

Hahahaa way too many.  Got busted talking to myself too Lol.

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEW



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:57 PM

 

 

Got busted talking to myself too Lol.

 

 

 

Who busted ya ??



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:57 PM

 

Who busted ya ??

His other personality


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:03 PM

 

Who busted ya ??

 

The EX.

 

:sarcastic:

 

 

One of his other personalities

 

Fixed :P



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:06 PM

His other personality

 

That's right Ash,

We had beers with the other Josh (the crazy out there one).

Now I remember.

Is this Josh #1 or Josh #2 online tonight ???



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:14 PM

It's me buddy ...... WHAT DO YOU forking MEAN BY THAT!

 

We're all here lol

 

 

 

My mates call me good cop bad cop.  I don't get it. I'm not a cop.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:15 PM



My mates call me good cop bad cop.  I don't get it. I'm not a cop.

LOL


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:23 PM

 

 

My mates call me good cop bad cop.  I don't get it. I'm not a cop.

 

Maybe not a cop, but 1 hell of a funny kent.

Time to suck more piss & chat to the Kongman.

HVC 2014 bring that shit on.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:36 PM

 

Maybe not a cop, but 1 hell of a funny kent.

Time to suck more piss & chat to the Kongman.

HVC 2014 bring that shit on.

 

fork yeah bro!

 

That shit was AWESOME!  You better come.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:38 PM

+1!

 

To get back on topic; what future plans have you got for her Josh?


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

+1!
 
To get back on topic; what future plans have you got for her Josh?

 
Glad you asked my furry friend. :D
 
I'm actually really excited right here right now. Like a little kid at Xmas to be exact.
In the morning I'm heading down to Canberra to pick up a set of blue/black 06 STi seats. They look forking mint from the pics. Not sure if they will go with yukky B4 blue interior but if they dont I might sell the whole interior and go black like Zac.
I sat in BenSTiwagons seats at the HVC and I was sold instantly.
 
B4 seats are great, dont get me wrong, but like yourself I'm a bit of a sucker for that STi badge.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:54 PM

I'm glad you we share the same views when it comes to the great STi logo. Plan sounds pretty good and it seems like you've got it all figured out. Can't wait to see what your interior looks like man. Make sure you take pics whether it looks good or not. ;)


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:59 PM

Will do mate.

 

I'm not confident the colours will match...dark blue & light blue but meh.

Maybe a black leather Heritage seat and door trims would go better.  Had a set once but I sold them...phooey.



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:04 PM

You'd be surprised... Sometimes things aren't what you picture them in your mind to be honest. I've had similar things happen to me with my past cars. Nothing extreme like changing rims and interior, but it's the smaller details that make a big difference.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 03:40 PM

I feel for you, I did the same with my rear diff bushes. Worst job, hope mine will be easier next time as the brand I got was without the metal sleeve.



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Posted 13 September 2013 - 04:12 PM

I feel for you, I did the same with my rear diff bushes. Worst job, hope mine will be easier next time as the brand I got was without the metal sleeve.

 

Yes sir it's a shitty job. Hopefully neither of us will ever have to do it again  ;)

 

It makes a huge difference to how the car feels though hey?



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Posted 13 September 2013 - 04:15 PM

Explain to me what the diff bushes affect has on the car, does it just stiffen it up?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 05:37 PM

Explain to me what the diff bushes affect has on the car, does it just stiffen it up?

 

Before I changed mine there was a loud clunk from the rear when I took my foot off the gas and decelerated. I also experienced a lot of clutch shudder when taking off/releasing the clutch in first gear.  Also a vibration under hard acceleration.

These issues have now disappeared since changing the bushes..

 

I'm of the opinion the bushes help distribute torque to the rear wheels evenly and absorb some of the initial twisting of the diff by the tailshaft at the same time making the delivery of power smooth. They lock everything in place and then all the power goes through the diff to the shafts.

 

Someone else might be able to explain it better though.



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Posted 13 September 2013 - 05:43 PM

Vibration! That's the other one I was trying to think of.

 

Excellent, sounds like they make a rather large difference.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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