The tale so far .....Josh's Whitekong

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#61 Liberty

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 09:20 AM

Nah... cool though!

http://www.urbandict...rm=white%20kong

Are you from Malibu?

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#62 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 09:29 AM

Nope...

Bigus dickus!

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#63 Liberty

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 09:33 AM

LOL!

Elephantitis?

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Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#64 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:21 PM

My 6yr old son wanted to do some spray painting today. We hit Bunnings and he chose the new colour for the rego rims. I'm still laughing at how good they look! Well done boy. $3.50 can of elcheapo gold.

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#65 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:23 PM

Looks good!

Your door appears to have a Horsepower Factory sticker on it, explain this!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#66 Zac

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:24 PM

Hey that ain't half bad.... LOL!

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#67 Adam

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:30 PM

Does he wanna do mine?

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#68 Zac

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:31 PM

Does he wanna do mine?

Then do you want to do mine?

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#69 Adam

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:37 PM

Nope

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#70 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:41 PM

Looks good!

Your door appears to have a Horsepower Factory sticker on it, explain this!

Yeah not too bad. A couple runs but they look fine from 2m away.

It was tuned by HP/F in Melbourne. Got some extra stickers yo!

Yours too?

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#71 Zac

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:44 PM

Nope

I thought we were friends Adam....

You used to be cool... now you're just cold...

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#72 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:46 PM

Gold looks good. Get it properly done later on your other rims

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#73 Sam

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:07 PM

Where did you get the invisible wheel nuts??

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#74 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:10 PM

Hahahahaaa the wheel is sitting next to the car. Just a mock up.

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#75 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:16 PM

Yeah not too bad. A couple runs but they look fine from 2m away.

It was tuned by HP/F in Melbourne. Got some extra stickers yo!

Yours too?

It was, it was the first B4 they tuned using their own software after they did away with ECUTek and Chiptorque, they were so happy the next day it was up on the website with the dyno charts stating "we can now tune B4's".

I was pretty chuffed for a while, no stickers though.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#76 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:34 PM

Ash I'm stoked with the tune. Goes forking hard! My mate has a VE SS ute with work done and I smash him.

I have a spare I can bring to the HVC if you want it. They look like this now.....

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#77 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:36 PM

Ash I'm stoked with the tune. Goes forking hard! My mate has a VE SS ute with work done and I smash him.

I have a spare I can bring to the HVC if you want it. They look like this now.....

Glad you are happy with it, and no you can keep the sticker, I don't sticker up my car, or advertise unless they pay me

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

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#78 Morgan

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:45 PM

Where did you get the invisible wheel nuts??

I was interested in the 7" spacers

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#79 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:50 PM

No probs. I don't usually have stickers either. I put those ones on a few weeks ago for a new look whilst drinking in the shed and I'm surprised they lasted this long.

I change my mind daily.

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