This topic is lockedI'm going to make myself an alcoholic beverage while Megan watches X Factor... see what I come back with
Probably herpes
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:14 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:14 PM
Aw, The feels.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:15 PM
Yeah, 25% is turn up to work, 50% is to do it sober, the other 25% is to turn the computer on.
I despise you...
GET ME A JOB THERE!!!!!!!
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:15 PM
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH well.
just makes doing it this time easier 
you might pick up a few things along the way too.
I still havent had any alcohol since ive been back in aus :D
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:16 PM
Probably herpes
Still better than watching X Factor
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:18 PM
Still better than watching X Factor
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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:19 PM
I despise you...
GET ME A JOB THERE!!!!!!!
Yeah man, $80K bonus a year to just turn up to work sober and turn on a computer is awesome.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:19 PM
Still better than watching X Factor
Yep, very true
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:19 PM
Ham and cheese toasties for din dins
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:20 PM
Nice Radam, I just cooked a thick arse scotch fillet and had some veggies with it, simple but at least healthy.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:27 PM
Yeah man, $80K bonus a year to just turn up to work sober and turn on a computer is awesome.
Shutup and get me a job there doing what you do!
Ham and cheese toasties for din dins
I had left over morrocan chicken and rice...
Josh... how did you have your steak?
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:28 PM
Still can't believe I won forking bindings 
Medium rare
Medium rare
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:31 PM
I don't really.. but you started the storyShutup and get me a job there doing what you do!
Yes Medium Rare the steak was had at.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:33 PM
You still earn too well Josh... so get me a job there, so I can have more money and can afford MDSC every year... lol!
I like my steaks medium well... Medium sometimes too... Used to have them super well done... now I realise my mistake...
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:36 PM
Zac, I don't actually make much money at all, I just pay my bills and what is left over I use to have fun with Such as MDSC and snow
But anyways!
Such as MDSC and snow But anyways!
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:36 PM
I like my steaks medium well... Medium sometimes too... Used to have them super well done... now I realise my mistake...
You should be banned for this
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:38 PM
You should be banned for this
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:38 PM
Zac, I don't actually make much money at all, I just pay my bills and what is left over I use to have fun with
But anyways!
Haha... I'm sure you earn well... more than I do anyway... but yeah, no family and mortgage would help with your finance... LOL!
Anyways...
Is medium well that bad Ash?
I just don't like the blood in it... thats all...
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:39 PM
I like my steaks Ruined... Cremated sometimes too...
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:40 PM
Rare, medium rare, or depending on where you go, how ever the chef likes to cook it
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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