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#9461 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:47 PM

I can earn more packing turkey at Inghams and it's closer to home, lol

Maybe I should look into something like this

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:51 PM

being a forklift driver in a store would be pretty cruisy

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:55 PM

Ive always liked Rossignol skis. The bandits from afew years ago were epic. But im out of the loop alittle with skis now. They have so many different types of rockers. How much you looking to spend?

Some thing like this would be a very good all mountain ski.
http://www.rossignol...011:gtcxrtzt3j7

Budget is more or less what it costs to get a set I am happy with

Hahaha post it on Instagram aswell
Skis look cool josh.

If you were Gay!

Fork you!

I will give snow boarding a go too!

being a forklift driver in a store would be pretty cruisy

I do this a few nights a week.

It can be less cruisy than it seems.

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#9464 Zac

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:55 PM

Damn Mark... 35k bonus would be awesome!

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:56 PM

I do this a few nights a week.

It can be less cruisy than it seems.

Still more cruisy then bashing shit with a hammer and using 9" angle grinders to cut shit in awkward positions. and getting covered in grinding dust and coal

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:58 PM

Damn Mark... 35k bonus would be awesome!

Yes, yes it certainly would.

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:59 PM

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#9468 B4TT

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:59 PM

Still more cruisy then bashing shit with a hammer and using 9" angle grinders to cut shit in awkward positions. and getting covered in grinding dust and coal

Can't argue that!

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#9469 Zac

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:00 PM

Yes, yes it certainly would.

Thats the norm for you and Shaz isn't it? Oh and Amsy too...

I get no bonus...

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#9470 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:02 PM

Bomber Thomson on AFL 360. Heavy.

I've given up caring on the whole issue, has something been done yet by the AFL?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:02 PM

Thats the norm for you and Shaz isn't it? Oh and Amsy too...

I get no bonus...

Only on a bad year sack.. If I don't meet any KPI's.

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#9472 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:03 PM

I get no bonus...

I don't get a bonus, I get to keep my job......although I don't really want it anymore, however, it's hard to find something else.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:07 PM

i did my first 6months at tafe, its pretty boring all just basic hand skills.

not sure about that company but my mate who works for Xtrata, rather then being paid a 'coal bonus' weekly (his wages were goos anyway) that 'bonus' went into like a pool that built up over 4 years, and you got it at the end of your time if you completed. so that was nice 35k cash bonus he got (after tax) and then got put on permanent night $hift as a tradie.

Yeah it wouldnt be that much of a pay cut for me to go back to a 1st year at my work. i wouldnt need to change much in my life thats for sure

was joking around with a guy at work about how much better/easier it would be to work at super cheap. not getting covered in coal dust and grinding dust, just tell people the wrong oil to put in there car and install wiper blades

I've done all the hand skills shit. Wonder if I'll get an exemption

I don't get a bonus, I get to keep my job......although I don't really want it anymore, however, it's hard to find something else.

+1

My bonus today was that the production manager lost his job. (Actually unfortunate I'm not that mean) but now I get half of his responsibilities.

But no pay rise

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:07 PM

Only on a bad year sack.. If I don't meet any KPI's.

KPI for you is "Turn up to work sober, 50% of the year"....

Looking for a new job now... hope something good comes up soon...

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:08 PM

i'd done it too and didnt get one

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#9476 Zac

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:09 PM

I don't get a bonus, I get to keep my job......although I don't really want it anymore, however, it's hard to find something else.

I'm kind of in the same position... at my salary review, they told me, there is no increase in salary and no bonus, but they are happy I'm here and hope to give me better news in the next review, next year...

No thanks... I know there is something better out there.. yeah its not easy to find something else, but my place doesn't appreciate what I do and doesn't value my work... so no point...

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