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#9721 mark300

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:00 PM

had to try and explain to a girl yesterday why there is a hole in the bonnet of my car. hard concept to get across when she has no knowledge of cars whatsoever.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:03 PM

had to try and explain to a girl yesterday why there is a hole in the bonnet of my car. hard concept to get across when she has no knowledge of cars whatsoever.


"It's to let air in to cool it down"

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:04 PM

"it goes faster with a hole in the bonnet"

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:06 PM

"It's to let air in to cool it down"

 

here i was trying to actually explain the concept of intercoolers and turbo chargers, when i should have just said this....


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:06 PM

"It's definitely not for what you think it is"

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:06 PM

had to try and explain to a girl yesterday why there is a hole in the bonnet of my car. hard concept to get across when she has no knowledge of cars whatsoever.

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#9727 Adam

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:06 PM

 
here i was trying to actually explain the concept of intercoolers and turbo chargers, when i should have just said this....


I've had years of practice. Seriously, don't bother :P

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:08 PM

I've had years of practice. Seriously, don't bother :P

I explained it to Megan and she got it...  :blink:


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:09 PM

had to try and explain to a girl yesterday why there is a hole in the bonnet of my car. hard concept to get across when she has no knowledge of cars whatsoever.

 

Was she good lookin'?


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:10 PM

Its for sucking, similar to the hole in your face.


 


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:10 PM

I've had years of practice. Seriously, don't bother :P

 

next time i wont haha.

she bakes though, which makes up for these questions.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:11 PM

had to try and explain to a girl yesterday why there is a hole in the bonnet of my car. hard concept to get across when she has no knowledge of cars whatsoever.

 

It's a bird catcher.

 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:11 PM

Its for sucking, similar to the hole in your face.


Bahaha

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:12 PM

 
next time i wont haha.

she bakes though, which makes up for these questions.


I hope you mean hash cookies.


Or by baked you mean puts out! :P

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:17 PM

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:20 PM

I hope you mean hash cookies.


Or by baked you mean puts out! :P

Or she has nice buns...


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:20 PM

A teenage boy has died of bubonic plague in Kyrgyzstan, the country's health officials confirmed Monday, adding that an epidemic was not likely.

 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:23 PM

forking DOOM AND GLOOM JOSH!

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BUNS.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:24 PM

Its for sucking, similar to the hole in your face.

 

this wins best answer


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:42 PM

Hahaha what the hell, just seen a video of the NSW state premier on the Kyle and Jackie-o Show (can't stand that shit) and Barry plays spin the bottle and has to kiss the chick... wtf.

 

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