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[Adam]

+ 1 million.

Except I won't be on a boat

[B4TT]

Close enough Radam, close enough!

[Adam]

Not at work is all that matters!!

[B4TT]

Indeed. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a hot chick that lived under your work desk, so at random times of the day you could just sit and get your dick sucked while you work.

[Adam]

Random times? More like all the times

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Wheres the pics of that hippy bus you were doing a resto on waltz?

We havn't really done much on it yet worth posting.

 

Gonna be lazy and take it to a body shop to do the rust, repair work and spray painting.

 

And we'll do the interior. 

[B4TT]

hahah yeah body work is the worst, I forking hate doing it.

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Yeah. Fork sanding old paint and bog and getting that shit everywhere.

[Adam]

hahah yeah body work is the worst, I forking hate doing it.

+ Shazzas bank balance.


It's the forking aidsest!!!!

[Adam]

Boring fuckerssss

[B4TT]

I got bored, so I went and got a hair cut.
The place I go to is run by these Arab guys, hes blasting the Arabic music today that was crossed with some Spanish style music.. and he wanted me to give him an opinion on it, It was kind of a nice song so I told him it sounded good but the only word that I understood was Habibi, so I got a lesson in what it actually means and the female version Habibati.. Made him pretty happy that I took interest in what he was saying because I got a free cut throat shave for it haha.

[Adam]

Wow.


I just fell asleep.
My hairdresser is female (no pics) and I go like 3 times a year

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I got bored, so I went and got a hair cut.
The place I go to is run by these Arab guys, hes blasting the Arabic music today that was crossed with some Spanish style music.. and he wanted me to give him an opinion on it, It was kind of a nice song so I told him it sounded good but the only word that I understood was Habibi, so I got a lesson in what it actually means and the female version Habibati.. Made him pretty happy that I took interest in what he was saying because I got a free cut throat shave for it haha.

TL;DR

 

 

So, did he give you a mo-hawk and a rats tail?

[Adam]

Also. How good is your boss! Hahaha. Oh man I can dream!!!! fork I want a job in the mines though!

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My hairdresser is female (no pics) and I go like 3 times a year

My mother-in-law is a hairdresser. 

 

So I haven't paid for a haircut in like seven years.

 

 

Also, my Li's cousin is also a hairdresser there, and she's hot, and gives good head massages. 

[Adam]

HEY WALTS. COOL STORY, I DRAW SHITTY TRUCKS NOW!!!

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This is awesome:

http://www.news.com....c-1226705972836

 

 

Physics, bitch. Have you heard of them?

[Adam]

So I haven't paid for a haircut in like seven years.

This gave me a boner

[B4TT]

Just read that article.. some funny shit in those futuristic ideas haha.


Hahaha My mates Missus posted this on FB to him
"I loved you from the day i met you, there was like a connection between us and i think it will always be there no matter what happens I LoveYou & I Always Will"

His response was

"Cool"


Made me farking laugh hahahaha.

This gave me a boner

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Made me farking laugh hahahaha.
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