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#1681 peteRS

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:14 PM

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:17 PM

You really only did just discover the Internet, Pete!

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:19 PM

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:21 PM

Sorry. :D pruned your trees? I might need some tips!

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:26 PM

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:28 PM

Hahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

That looks fuken awful.

Agreed 110%

 

 

 

Not sure if airbrushing (if so, it looks forking sexy) or if legit damage...

Airbrush

 

 

 

We have a 40th party coming up, the theme is masquerade so the missus airbrushed a flame job on her mask.

Then she buys a dress and airbrushed a flame job on that so it matches the mask.

 

All in two-pack automotive paint!!


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:36 PM


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:40 PM

Watching Top Gear.

Looking forward to this.
 
Do you have a rough date Brettles?

I think it's the first week of September. I will definitely be bringing some to MDSC.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:43 PM

I think it's the first week of September. I will definitely be bringing some to MDSC.

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:44 PM

Brett, top bloke.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:44 PM

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I don't get why you'd airbrush your car to look damaged. If you want it to look like its had a hard track life, take it to the track and give it a thrapesing FFS! Or if you're too much of a show queen to actually track your car, (that you've spent thousands on to make it look like a race car, even though you have no intention of going to the track) then park it in a shopping centre for a few hours. Free damage!!!!

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

Yeah, I pruned 'em.

 

There are a few basic rules of thumb...

 

If it's dead, cut it off.

If two branches are touching, cut one off.

Cut off all branches that face 'in'.

Up to two thirds of last years growth should come off.

Prune at upwards, outwards facing buds.

It should look kinda like an inside out umbrella in structure.

 

Sorry. :D pruned your trees? I might need some tips!


 

 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:46 PM

I think it's been does as a more Apocalyptic or Zombie invasion style vehicle.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:48 PM

I think it's been does as a more Apocalyptic or Zombie invasion style vehicle.

Is that a comment in its defence Ash?

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:51 PM

Is that a comment in its defence Ash?
 

Nah, more so just a comment.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

Yeah, I pruned 'em.

 

There are a few basic rules of thumb...

 

If it's dead, cut it off.

If two branches are touching, cut one off.

Cut off all branches that face 'in'.

Up to two thirds of last years growth should come off.

Prune at upwards, outwards facing buds.

It should look kinda like an inside out umbrella in structure.

 

 

Think I get it. Ill give it a crack!

 

Maybe Ill try the fruit this year! Think i left em on for too long last season... they went black inside?? It could just be a non eating pear tree also though?


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:56 PM

they went black inside??

TOMACCO!!!

 

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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 08:02 PM

 

Think I get it. Ill give it a crack!

 

Maybe Ill try the fruit this year! Think i left em on for too long last season... they went black inside?? It could just be a non eating pear tree also though?

 

Fruit trees are incredibly prone to pests/disease...get some confidor and spray the shit out of em...


 

 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 08:06 PM

Spray the shit out of what? The tree?


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