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Posted 31 October 2013 - 01:59 PM

Just caught myself in the reflection of a stainless tank, my lord I look AWESOME today.

 

Might go flop myself out in public. 



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:01 PM

Haha.. Nik... I wish I could feel that way about myself... LOL!


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:02 PM

Mang I cannot WAIT until these socks get here.

 

Now I need new shoes. 

 

IT NEVER ENDS.



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:03 PM

Wow this is boring.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:04 PM

Might go flop myself out in public.

Down at bootleg looking out over the water while drinking a lemonade?

 


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:04 PM

Finally get my half a carton of beer for a foreigner i did months ago :)

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:05 PM

Down at bootleg looking out over the water while drinking a lemonade?

 

YEP!

 

Will be there later. 



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:08 PM

Someone beer me!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:10 PM

Was meant to go out for dinner last night, but I was on Nan187 watch. 


SHIT STORY, NIK

 

The point is, I cooked the lamb leg in the kitchen and am eating it now and it is life changing. 



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:13 PM

How is your Nan Nik?

 


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:17 PM

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:22 PM

How is your Nan Nik?

 

Not sure, haven't heard from Mum in a while. It's one of those 'waiting' things.



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:29 PM

 

Not sure, haven't heard from Mum in a while. It's one of those 'waiting' things.

Just hope no news is good news.


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:35 PM

Ok... so mate wants to have his bucks in an asian country... so it is either Thailand or Singapore... I can't go back to Singapore, so if I'm going, it'll be Thailand... or else, they will go to Singapore...

 

Mate met his fiance in Singapore, so I think he is keen to go there, but then wants me to come, so is happy to go to Thailand...

 

Should I back off and let him have his bucks in Singapore without me, or should I go to thailand with them for the bucks...

 

 

 

Reason why I can't go back to Singapore is because I didn't do the compulsory military service when I turned 17 because I was in Australia and a citizen here, but they don't care... 


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:38 PM

What will they make you do military service?

That's a bit harsh not being able to go to your country.

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:39 PM

Oh right.. so you are basically a treasonous swine?

 


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:40 PM

They take the compulsory MIL service fuckin' seriously there.



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:46 PM

Those who are liable to serve national service but refuse are charged under the Enlistment Act.[11] If convicted, they face three years' imprisonment and a fine of S$10,000. Controversy arose when the penalties were increased in January 2006 after Melvyn Tan, who was born in Singapore, received a fine for defaulting on his National Service obligations. Tan left for London to study music during his enlistment age and later acquired British nationality.

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:48 PM

 If convicted, they face three years' imprisonment and a fine of S$10,000.

 

:fork: that!

 

I wouldn't set a foot back in the country.



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Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:51 PM

I reckon we should extradite the traitor!!

 






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