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Started by Liberty, Oct 01 2013 06:12 AM
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#11201 Zac

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:06 PM

 

Tell him to man up and make a decision. Its his day.

Haha... yes sir...

 

Why not just knock him into the gutter, steal his wallet and enjoy life

I like this idea... but he does Jujitsu...

 

Sounds like a problem that people from Singapore suffer - unable to make decisions... maybe if you go back there for this trip and the police try to arrest you... ask them if they really want to arrest you... and then while they debate among themselves for the next few hours ... make an escape and enjoy.

Hahahahahahahaha!

 

 

No offense to you but your mate is sounding like a girl and not being able to make a decision like a man.

I'm guilty of this too...

 

 

 

 

So if Thailand nice? Like the beaches and stuff, not the seedy back alleys...


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:08 PM

I hope so, I'm going there in a few months. 

 

So far, my list of things to do is. 

 

1. Laugh at poor people. 

2. Ask 2 people to fight each other for cash

3. Go shooting

4. Quad biking

5. Ping Pong show. 

6. Meet a ladyboy. 

7. Get proper forked up on buckets of grog.

8. Tell my butler to fetch me a drink.

9. Lay in a pool with a swim up bar for 8 hours. 

10. Buy all the things


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:09 PM

I like this idea... but he does Jujitsu...

 

 

Small details like this don't bother me


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:09 PM

1. Laugh at poor people. 

 

Don't you do that at work already?

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:10 PM

I hope so, I'm going there in a few months. 

 

So far, my list of things to do is. 

 

1. Laugh at poor people. 

2. Ask 2 people to fight each other for cash

3. Go shooting

4. Quad biking

5. Ping Pong show. 

6. Meet a ladyboy. 

7. Get proper forked up on buckets of grog.

8. Tell my butler to fetch me a drink.

9. Lay in a pool with a swim up bar for 8 hours. 

10. Buy all the things

 

I'm fairly certain you can do all that in Kings Cross


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:13 PM

Cool... good to know Thailand ain't weird or anything...

 

Looking to go there Australia Day long weekend...


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:15 PM

I hope so, I'm going there in a few months. 
 
So far, my list of things to do is. 
 
1. Laugh at poor people. <---- It gets boring pretty quick... then they just become farking annoying.
2. Ask 2 people to fight each other for cash <---- I did not think to do this!!!
3. Go shooting <---- I was going to do this in Intramurous ... but after trying to find the place where we could hear the shots coming from and not having much luck after about 20 mins - I got thirsty... so Pub.
4. Quad biking <---- Sort of did this but with these go cart buggy things to the top of the hill on Boracay.. that was fun!
5. Ping Pong show. 
6. Meet a ladyboy. <---- why?
7. Get proper forked up on buckets of grog. <---- Most of the beer in the phils at least, was rank and barely drinkable... I ended up paying extra for decent beer.
8. Tell my butler to fetch me a drink.
9. Lay in a pool with a swim up bar for 8 hours. 
10. Buy all the things


I have done some of these things when I was in the Philippines.

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:16 PM

I have done some of these things when I was in the Philippines.

 

Yeah, replace "meet" with "made it with" a ladyboy


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:21 PM

Well, this has been enthralling, so much so that I am going back to work.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:25 PM

Yum.

Just had one of those milk iced coffee type drinks, 52% of my recommended daily sugar intake in one bottle. YUM!

Lucky I don't really eat anything else during the day.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:27 PM

Meet a ladyboy? Hell why not. Apparently they are pretty damn convincing
Oh and heaps of massages.

And watch a muay Thai fight
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:42 PM

Alrighty... time to go home for WW3... wish me luck y'all...

 

If I don't return...

 

 

Blah...

 

Bye.


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:53 PM

So you are going home?


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:12 PM

Alrighty... time to go home for WW3... wish me luck y'all...

 

If I don't return...

 

 

Blah...

 

Bye.

 

Nice knowing you, sort of, I think, or am I, is that a cheese sandwich?


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:20 PM

 

 

1. Laugh at poor people. 

 

 

Hahahahaha


Yum.

Just had one of those milk iced coffee type drinks, 52% of my recommended daily sugar intake in one bottle. YUM!

Lucky I don't really eat anything else during the day.

 

You still taking the Thiamine tablets? 


Yellow piss much?


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:28 PM

Worried about dietary intake.

Doesn't eat food.

Pullin an AMS!

@shaz HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:29 PM

Alrighty... time to go home for WW3... wish me luck y'all...

 

If I don't return...

 

 

Blah...

 

Bye.

 

Good luck.

 

I'll still love you no matter what happens.


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:34 PM

@shaz. Shazbanks need these

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:45 PM

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:47 PM

Classy


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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