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#2261 Adam

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:55 PM

I know you are not dodgy 'Dam. You are almost an engineer and understand metal fatigue, bending forces and shit like that.

 

 

 

 

Your thread reminded me I had that pic, I was meaning to post it but forgot.

 

 

I'm a little annoyed with the owner of that tow car. The bloke has a history of doing half arsed shit but he always gets away with it. If that was my car, I would either have been pulled over and fined or it would have failed causing a major 'event'.

 

Yeah, I have a basic understanding :P though doing my trade in the mining industry, shit was always massively over engineered :P

 

Once I designed a tow hitch using 20mm end plates and some 150X6 or 10 shs and some other bits. had about 10 m20 bolts holding the cubt to the machine (had to be removable because it was for transport only) 

 

I don't know where that story was going.

 

Fun...
... Not.

 

burn it


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:07 PM

Problem cubt found!
 

 

Head lamp or indicator contacts?


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:07 PM

 

Have I missed a phonecall? Sorry, been under the bonnet!

 

Call me...Keen as Mustard for the lads to meet :)

 

 

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:27 PM

Glad I didn't go to the drifts at Eastern Creek today.

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:30 PM

Ok, Boss, I've spoken with Jimbo (lol, Jibbo) and the boys will be meeting tomorrow morning as Mutley is locked in a yard this arvo and can't be retrieved!

Pending the Dogs getting on, I'll take him on a few night 'trial' just to make sure shit doesn't go pear-shaped, then make a final decision after that. I'm dyng to meet him...those eyes :)


 

 

 


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:31 PM

The other thing as well, and Harry might know this, but if you've got a microphone hooked up to the game, and you're playing it through a headset, your actual breathing is recorded through the mic, and if you're hiding from something looking for you, you need to be dead quiet or the microphone picks up heavy breathing and alerts the shit that is hunting you.


That's news to me! Didn't know about that.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:40 PM

Glad I didn't go to the drifts at Eastern Creek today.

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wholy shit thats a lot of HWP 



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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:42 PM

Today sucked a massive dick!!!

Customers and certain staff members need to burn in hell!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:46 PM

Today sucked a massive dick!!!

Customers and certain staff members need to burn in hell!!


It sounds like you have had another day in retail.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:47 PM

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:58 PM

Smashley, you need to get out, bro!


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:01 PM

Lol supercheap logic buy 10 bucks worth of shit and get a bucket and sponge free.

Gave away so many

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:06 PM

Damn.

Bike loves picking up the front wheel out of corners...or on straights...or just away from the lights.

Weeeee!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:11 PM

New 1000cc + bikes with do that ams...just so you know.


 

 

 


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:17 PM

Yuurp but mine has a relatively short rake as well as a butt load of low down torque so it's very wheelie happy.

None of that Jap "50,000rpm" screamer stuff for me.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:18 PM

You should drop the clutch at 10000000rpm.

See what tree you end up in

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:25 PM

Smashley, you need to get out, bro!

 

While I agree with you, I hope you are taking your own advice.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:29 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:35 PM

You should drop the clutch at 10000000rpm.

See what tree you end up in


Ugh, you're not a hater too - are you?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:36 PM

He can't be a hater, he can barely drive.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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